"I told you I was coming to town this weekend, and you said, 'I will get you a room Roxy.' Those were your exact fucking words. Now I am going to be in town this weekend with Chad. And I am expecting the room you promised me!" Last time we talked I told her I would do what I could to find her a room. I promised her nothing and reminded her of such. "Jethro," she says firmly, "You are starting to piss me off. I have already told Chad I had a room hooked up for us. You need to get on the phone and call whoever it is, and get me a room!"
Let me back up a little and explain the situation better - Roxy has a new boyfriend and she wants me to get a room for the two of them. That's right! The women I love is requesting I get a room for her and her new beau. It's not right in so many aspects - "Look," I tell her, "I find it awkward you are asking me to do this.Why don't you find your own room?" -- she doesn't want to pay for it is the answer to that query,
"Jethro, you are starting to piss me off," she states firmly again, "I have done plenty for you, at no charge, keep in mind. You owe me! If I tell Chad I don't have a room for us. He is going to think I am a clown. You don't want to see that happen. Do you Jethro?" West coast girls have no shame! They are all the same. Anyways, I love her. So I agreed, like a fool, to call my Chinese friends and get a room for her (and her new boyfriend). Jesus, I am the biggest idiot in town.
