I hadn't talked with my friend Junior from Albuquerque in quite some time, so I gave him a call today. "Hey Owen, what's going on?" Junior is a big Pittsburgh Steelers fan, I call him Owen because of the fact they started the season 0-4 - The nickname ended up sticking - "What's going on Les?" After I started calling him Owen, not to be outdone, he started referring to me as Les. The correct spelling would actually be [Less] as in worthless, jobless, penniless, homeless. Well you get the picture. Anyways, we play catch up for a few minutes and then I ask if he has been reading my blog.
"Tell your uncle Ned not to get so worked up about things. What you should probably do is give Mad Max's phone number to Ned. That way Ned can call him directly and they can yell at each other. They'll probably give each other heart attacks." Turns out Junior has been reading the blog faithfully. He was referencing my previous post concerning uncle Ned's comments about my anarchist friend Mad Max. He then asked me this, "Is Mad Max really as hardcore as you portray him in your blog?"
Mad Max is no bullshit! I wanted to make sure that he understood exactly how hardcore Mad Max actually is. So I told him this. "You know what he told me. He said that his buddy owns a gun store and since Obama was reelected, sales have gone up six hundred percent in his friends store. Mad Max owns more guns than you can count. His rounds of ammunition are in the tens of thousands, multiple times over. I would say if there was ever a guy who was hardcore about his beliefs, it would be Mad Max."
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