A number of buses in Las Vegas are double decked. So if someone annoys you on one level - move to the next. Today a drunk homeless guy gets on the bus and sets next to me. He immediately starts acting belligerent. I get up and move to another part of the lower level. As I'm setting in my new spot I still hear him - but I am OK -- he was far enough away to tune out.
A few stops pass and a guy, who I am guessing weighed four bills, gets on the bus. I watch him walk to the back of the bus where I am seated. He then looks at me and says - "Scoot over," I sigh and move over so he can set down. The next thing you know his girth pins me up against the window like a squashed bug. I politely excuse myself from the situation and decide to take my chances on the second level.
I walk up the stairs and take a seat at the very front of the upper deck. I am setting there enjoying the serenity and all of a sudden I hear two kids behind me talking about a girl in their class that they want to have sex with. It was an amusing conversation for a moment and then it turned crude, so I get up and move again - this time to the back of the top level. I am about ready to take a new seat when a guy says - "Dude, you don't want to set there. Someone threw up." Sure enough - I look down and there is a pile of barf right where I am going to sit. I can't take it anymore so I push the stop button and get off at the next stop!
I got off the bus just in time - I sincerely felt I was going to choke someone. Any way, I am standing at the bus stop deciding if I should walk the rest of the way to my destination or wait for a new bus. Before I am even given the chance to cool down, the scariest looking bitch I have ever seen approaches me and says - "Mister - do you have five dollars I can borrow? My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he kicked me out of the car. I want to get a bus pass so I can get to my sisters." I didn't say a word! I just turned and started walking in the direction of my destination!
I told you! U thought I was just hotheaded. U told me no one ever bothers me when I ride the bus. That's true if u only ride 1 a month.
ReplyDeleteI hear you. That bus trip to PO was about to kill me.
ReplyDeleteOr me kill someone.
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