Friday, February 19, 2016

The village idiot of Las Vegas gets a job as a sign waiver.

"What is it you are doing exactly?" I found a new gig yesterday, and today was my inaugural. "Jayball, you know those guys who stand across the street from the DVM and waive signs about their services...I am one of those guys."

I went into the neighborhood convenience store yesterday and asked them about a job. The manager told me they were looking for marketing reps for their DMV side (Nevada law allows a certain number of substations for most DMV services). Any way, the gal told me to meet a guy across the street from the DMV 'tis morning.

"Rob, this is how the job works. You hold up a sign and waive whenever a car is driving bye. Do you think you can handle it?" Everything he said fit my skill set to tee - "Oh, one last thing. Don't forget to spin your sign every so often." I tell him, "Aye! Aye!"

"So how was your first day?" Rigg' asks with a wide smile, "Uneventful," I then add, "I take that back. I did see a bunch of nice cars going in and out of the DMV."


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