Wednesday, December 6, 2017

The porn star next door...

If you walk on to the porch at my condo and look to the left fifteen feet - you will be looking directly at Megan's porch. She is the porn star next door. We chat frequently from our respective porches and last night I was fortunate enough to make her acquaintance once again:

"I enjoyed the post you did about me. When you do the next one I want you to make it much dirtier." Megan is a wonderful gal and I tell her such from the porch, she says from hers - "You know us California girls. We like to have a splendid time in life." She reminds me so much of Roxy that I don't even know what to say, actually I do know what to say - "Megan, I am sure about two things in life. The first is I have never met a homeless guy who likes the Patriots - the reason they tell me is always the same - 'They're cheaters!' - The second thing is California girls are the best!" I then ask her to give me something juicy for the blog.

"I grew up with sand in my ass. Two blocks away from the beach in Orange County. It was a wonderful place to grow up. Being I am a California girl I was in the business for a while when I was younger, and it was a lot of fun. I moved to Vegas in my twenties and the party continued for a few more years, and then I had my son, he changed things quite a bit for me," she then smiles and adds, "I still have plenty of my moments, but it's not all about me anymore." Megan has had her ups and downs in life, you know, just like everyone else - I ask -"So how long have you been working the bar scene?" Joel and her were friends from the scene and I first met Megan at a bar she was working at in the neighborhood. I would have never guessed she would become my next door neighbor...small world.

"I've been working the scene for fifteen years now and it has been fun." I enjoyed Megan as a bartender. She's personable, she's pretty, she gives off a good vibe. I tell her such and she says - "You have got to be the sweetest guy I have ever met. How come a guy like you doesn't have a girlfriend?" I tell her I am broke and can't afford one right now, but I am optimistic things will change - "You know something Rob. You're always stoked about things even when they aren't going your way. I like that about you. You are always so positive when we talk." It is easy for me to be positive around her, but I am not always positive. I tell her such and she asks what it is that irritates me - "Watching the Chiefs play has been very irritating to me as of late. Watching Chinatown grow and not getting in on the action has been irritating to me as well. Hopefully, I correct that soon. The Chiefs are a lost cause though."

That was a good question. You know. What irritates me? I ask her the question and she says - "In the scene you have to be able to put up with a lot of bullshit or you won't make any money. I have very thick skin. I will tell you this. I hate it when some guy comes in to the bar and starts being vulgar like saying - 'I watched one of your videos and I will fuck you better than that guy.' That is the guy who usually gets the shit slapped out of him." I ask if that is common - "More than you would think. It's one of those things that come with the territory."




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