The Insurrectionist...

"Call out the instigators because there's something in the air. We've got to get together because the Revolutions' here."

Thunderclap Newman ~ Something in the Air

I have been trying to reach Mad Max since the Insurrection to no avail. Today I finally contacted him:

"Were you part of the Insurrection Mad Max? I watched a lot of videos of it and I didn't spot you in any of them. I'm not sure though. Why have you been avoiding all my calls & texts? Were you there or not?" 

Earlier in the week I chatted with a mutual associate of ours. I asked if he thought Mad Max went to the Insurrection, his answer was right to the point, "I think he is all talk and when it comes right down to it he doesn't have the balls. All talk, no action, that is our Mad Max." 

It is finally time to hear it straight from the horses' ass.

"Goddamn right I was there with the rest of the Patriot's," he answers emphatically, "Another thing asshole; stop referring to it as an Insurrection. It was a rally of the people formed to combat the fraud & tyranny our government is pushing upon us. The rally at the capitol is just the beginning."

"Did you actually go in the capitol?"

"No," adding sternly, "I marched from the rally to the capitol with the rest of the Patriot's, but me and the guys I were with stayed behind the barriers. We did nothing wrong, so the feds can kiss my ass."

"Did you take any pictures or videos?" - All talk no action. Show me some actual proof.

"I can't send or post anything because the feds are monitoring social media, trust me I was there. I wouldn't have missed the most historical moment in our countries history for anything."

The time Mad Max has been talking about for years is finally here; according to him. 

"You watch boy, the Revolution is upon us."

I'd heard enough Revolution talk for one day, I ask if he is excited about the Chiefs being in the Super Bowl. 

"See boy, this is what I don't get about your sorry ass. I'm telling you the country is at its most pivotal point since inception & you want to know what I think about a fucking football game. Wake the fuck up!"

"Jesus, give the Insurrection a break for a minute and tell me if you think the Chiefs are going to repeat as champions. You are going to blow a gasket if you don't relax."

"Relax," adding in a mocking tone, "Relaxing is for sheep like you. Do you remember what I told you a while back?"

"What's that Mad Max?"

"Your fat worthless ass will be the first to capitulate. The freedom fighters you witnessed at the rally are the one's people should be emulating. They will rise up against a tyrannical government and thrive. You & the majority of the masses will always be subservient."

After listening to him rant for a few more minutes, I ask another question.

"What did you wear to the Insurrection?"

"What do you mean? What kind of question is that? I wore clothes you fucking moron."

"I mean specifically. What were you wearing?"

"Why?"

"I heard there was a guy spotted wearing a Madison Bulldogs' hat & his old letter jacket. I thought it might have been you."

"You think all this is funny. Just wait asshole. You'll see soon enough."