"How many women have you slept with in your life Jethro? Farm animals don't count!" Jayball is a living Las Vegas legend whose black book is rivaled by none. I, on the other hand, am a sorry excuse for the male species. But still I answered his question as true as I knew how, "Not that many," I tell him, "Maybe ten to fifteen. What about you Jayball. How many women have you slept with?"
He smiles and says, "Jethro, do you want to hear the total number or the number for this month?" modesty isn't one of his best traits, but since he was asking I told him to give me the monthly number first. He proceeds to take a moment to think and says. "If memory serves me right, I have had ten different women in the last month and a half...all of them have been knockouts! The overall number of women I have slept with in my lifetime - that's impossible to remember. I would estimate well over a thousand." Most men tend to exaggerate numbers when asked about their conquests. So I pressed him further - "Come on now, how in the world doe a guy sleep with over thousand women? I know you are a living legend and everything, but a thousand women plus. That seems unimaginable to me," as I have come to learn, Jayball has an answer for everything.
"Before I moved to Vegas twenty years ago. I spent all of my time on the east coast. Mainly Boston and New York. My best friend back east ran a high end escort service. I had a different chick every night for about two years and when I moved to Las Vegas nothing changed," if any of my other friends would have made such a bold statement about their libido I would immediately call them a liar, but Jayball is different. Watching him in action is reminiscent of witnessing a Picasso being painted - I ask one more question - "Did you ever worry you might get yourself into trouble sleeping with that many women? How does a guy juggle so many and not run into trouble?" Judging by the response to my query, it was obvious he had mastered the art - "Jethro, I have been in a number of tight spots because of my ways, but I seem to be able to talk my way out of them. A handful of money and jewelry always seems to do the trick."
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