"Hey, I have a song that I want to dedicate to you. I believe it is very fitting for the two of us," I then started singing My Girl by the Temptations. It's a little joke the two of us have going when I say things of that nature. I think it is funny, she does not -"I am not your fucking girl! How many times do I have to tell you that? I swear Jethro - one of these days I am going to reach through the fucking phone and strangle your stupid ass! Do you understand me?" I love goading her, so when she got a all nasty with me, I told her this, "Shut-up, everyone knows you're my girl. There's no use denying it."
After my comment she starts laughing and says, "Jethro, I have to admit something about you," whenever she tells me she has to 'admit something about me,' I brace for an insult. "If you really think that I am your girl, Jesus, you are the dumbest asshole in the world. Look, moron, Jeff and I are back together. You want to hear something funny? I told him that I slept with you while I was in Las Vegas. He went with his buddies to Palm Springs the same weekend and I was jealous. So I came and saw you. You know what he said after I told him about us?" Oh boy, here comes another insult, but hey, I am the one who called her - "He said, 'If you are going to fuck another guy with the intentions of making me jealous. Please don't embarrass yourself again with a moron like you.' You know what Jethro - I agree with him completely."
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