I got in a rather heated argument with a friend a while back. He stated the best looking women in Las Vegas were originally from Utah. I told him he needed to quit smoking whatever he was smoking and the best looking women in Las Vegas were originally from California. Well, it just s
o happened that I ran into him the other day at Walgreen's. We immediately resumed our previous discussion:
"The thing is with California girls - it's beach time year round. They have to take off their clothes at any given time of the year. So it keeps them motivated to stay in shape. I have a friend from Cali and I can tell you this. She would never be caught with an inch of fat on her or a hair out of place, and all her friends are the same." A number of other reasons crossed my mind. But the conversation was of such a frivolous nature, that basically, it wasn't worth the effort.
Nevertheless, my friend had to have his say - "Look, I can see why you think California girls are it. They're nice, but what you have to take into account when you look at a girl from Utah is her breeding lines. Mormons breed extremely well. It's a custom that goes back damn near two hundred years. Think about it for a minute. When was the last time you saw an ugly Mormon?"
As we were leaving the store and about to head our separate ways, he added this - "Why don't you come to church with me some time and I will show you up close and personal what I am talking about." I notified him I was Catholic and thus attending a Mormon church would be sacrilege. He laughed and said, "Alright, I was just trying to prove my point. They're are a ton of them at church, and they are all looking for a man."z
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