Friday, June 6, 2014

The village idiot of Las Vegas gets orders from his new boss.

"Now listen asshole - whatever you are doing, drop it and get the reports out! Is that clear enough for you?" My boss Jayball is not a guy who minces words. "While you're at it...get a goddamn haircut! It looks like you stuck your finger in an electrical socket. You look like the guy from the movie Young Einstein. I can't remember his name right now; but you look like him!'

Jayball would not be caught dead with a hair out of place or a wrinkle in his clothes. He is metro sexual. I told him such and his reply was classic Jayball. "Look, Jethro - there is a right way to do things, and a wrong way to do things. At Betmakerpro we do things the right way. Right after you send the reports out I want you to call these guys," he then throws a couple of call sheets on my lap. "Tell them we will match or beat any rebate they are receiving from other sites. When I get back from my massage - they better be signed up."

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