"Jethro, open up the glove box and take a look at what I have inside." I was riding with my boss Jayball down to the race book at the Red Rock to redeem a couple of his winning tickets when he made the request. I follow his instructions, and a pair of pink lace panties fall onto the floor. At first glance I wasn't sure what they were so I pick them up for further examination. It became obvious rather quickly...Jayball had scored once again.
"Who do these belong to?' I ask. He grins and says, "Remember the girl I was firing on at the Yard House Saturday? I called her and we met for drinks last night at the Lahaina. We throw a few back and then she invites me to her place. I don't have to fill in the blanks for you hillbilly. You know what happened. I kept her panties as a souvenir." Jayball does more stabbing than Jack the Ripper. He is in possession of a pantie collection that would make Victoria's Secret jealous. Some times I think he might be losing a step or two in his old age; but then I have to think again. "Jayball - I can tell you this with all sincerity, There are a million guys in this world who would give their left nut to see one tenth of the action you see. Me being one of them." After my remark, he shrugs his shoulders - as if to say - "No big deal."
Jayball has become so adapt to a study stream of quality trim, in my opinion, he takes it for granted. "When are you going to hook up with her again? Do you think she could bring one of her friends for me?" I ask. He immediately starts shaking his head after my query and says, "I don't know when I will see her again. And to answer your second question Jethro - the women I run around with and their friends are way out of your league. No chance of being hooked up with one of her friends." I let out a sigh of disappointment after his remark. I wasn't mad, he was telling the truth. Jayball only fraternizes with 10's. My scale, at this point, only measures in the four to five range.
As were pulling into the parking lot of the Red Rock, he tells me this, "Jethro, you are doing an excellent job of working the list I gave you. I want you to make sure people understand my company is the best in the business when it comes to horse racing. We pick the most winners consistently and offer the best rebates anywhere!" You would think his life is all (wine, women, song and dance) by the way I tell it. Truth be told, his greatest passion is horse racing. He has made an ample living at it for the last twenty five years. He was kind enough to hire me on with the goal of expanding his customer base. I am doing everything in my power to achieve the prerogatives set for me.
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