"Look, Jethro," she says with her sultry voice over the telephone, "I will never ask you to score me a room again. It's just that Chad got a ticket for the fights Saturday night and he wants me to come to Las Vegas with him. I told him you would get us a room. So do what you do Jethro! And find us a room for the weekend!" - It's got to be her audacity that turns me on the most -- No, I know it is!
"Roxy, I told you last time I was never going to get a room for you and one of your boyfriends again. I made it perfectly clear...OK! Find your own room," it's awkward having the women you love ask to line out a hotel room for her and her boyfriend. Being the fool I am --I did it once, but not again...no more laughing stock of the neighborhood...no more!
"Look, Jethro," she says in her sultry voice again, "Why do you have to be so difficult? All I want you to do is call and get me a room. I have to tell you something, and maybe this might change your attitude. I miss you a little - Chad is great, but he is young. All he thinks about is sports and work. He doesn't have the experience you do. So maybe when Chad is at the fights, you could come over and we could...well, you know. But that won't happen if you don't get me a room!"
Sleeping with Roxy is bliss, pure bliss! So when the opportunity comes my way...I take advantage of it - "Look, I will get you a room for the weekend. When do you think we can hook up?" I ask excitedly. "Chad," she says coyly, "Is going to be at the fights Saturday night, and then he will probably go to a strip joint with his buddies. You can come over when he is gone. I promise you can play with my piercing again."
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