I check my Caller ID again to make sure I hadn't misread...sure enough it read Roxy. "Who is this?" I ask politely. "This is Chad," a husky voice says, "Why is your number on my girls phone? And why the hell did you say Babe when you answered?"
Roxy's new boyfriend is named Chad. It didn't take long to put two and two together. He was suspicious, and checking her phone - "I am a friend of Roxy's," I say cautiously, "I call everyone Babe. It's no big deal." There was an awkward silence, and he says - "You fucked her. Didn't you?" I tell him I have no idea what he is talking about and how I must be on my way. Before I can hang up, he yells forcefully -- "She cried all last night! And won't tell me what is wrong," he then yells forcefully again, "You fucked her, didn't you? Man, if I ever see your ass, I am going to pound it!"
I tell him again I have no idea what he is talking about -- "Shut-up!" he yells forcefully yet again, "You had better pray I never see your ass. You hurt her! And that is unacceptable!" I tell him once again I have no idea what he is talking about. I then hang up.
This isn't the first time I've had a telephone conversation with one of Roxy's boyfriends (not at my behest). This poor bloke has no idea what he has gotten himself into. She has him twisted like a pretzel. I understand why he is upset. Men are willing to lay everything on the line for a breed of women like her...she is absolutely alluring!
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