I started thinking about Roxy & how much I love her. She told me not to bother her & that she would, "get back to me when she was ready." I decided to ignore her instructions and call:
"What is it now Jethro?" It's her voice, it's her sultry, sexy, exotic voice - "Didn't I tell you I would call you when I got around to it? Why are you calling Jethro? I am very busy." - First of all, I was delighted she answered, she has a history of not doing so, after that I let her have it - "Has anyone ever told you that you are the most beautiful women in the world? If they held a beautiful poll you would be number one. I love you and want to know when you are coming back to town gorgeous."
Roxy is a professional. I understand it. I don't necessarily like it, but I understand it - "Oh Jethro, you have got to be the most charming guy I have ever met. Sometimes I wish I could fold you up and put you in my pocket. Are all guys from Kansas as charming as you?" She has asked the question a number of times and I always tell her the same thing - "Sweet thing, you know I am one of a kind. There ain't a guy from border to border who could carry my jock in Kansas."
She leads a mysterious life. That's a big part of the attraction. I'm always prying for more about the women I love - "You have to come to Las Vegas again. I mean soon luscious. I want to be with you again." She clears her voice and says - "Jethro, Jethro, Jethro - I have to admit something. You are the most persistent bastard there is. I have told you time and time again that we are never going to be together the way you want. I have finally decided you are not worth the headache, thus we will not be sleeping together anytime soon."
She thinks it is the sex that bonds us. Believe me, it is a big part of the attraction. The thing is I have moved pass that, meaning the sex isn't as important as her other attributes. I tried explaining it to her, but she ain't having it - "Why can't you be a normal guy for once. You know I am way out of your league. It's your stupid blog that keeps me coming back. And even that sucks nowadays. Jethro, you are a big waste of my time." She then hangs the phone up without saying goodbye.
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