the braggadocio...

Our sessions become ever stranger:

"Did you come to an arrangement with Legend?"

"We did Mr. Astle."

The previous session I facilitated a discussion between Lacey, Kara & Legend as pertains to a burgeoning polyamorous relationship between the three. I'm curious about all the juicy details.

"What's the deal? Is he coming to Scottsdale; or are you headed to Texas?"

"Nunya, is how I'm instructed to answer the question. We all knew you'd ask."

Nunya is slang for none of your business.

"You could at least thank me for the introduction," adding with emphasis, "Acting as a matchmaker for young; female; pansexuals & a fifty two year old; thrice divorced; living legend is not for the feint of heart."

"Mr. Astle, thank you for the introduction. That's all your role is. The three of us have decided to exercise discretion."

"Discretion," with a smirk, "Don't act naive Lacey."

"What do you mean?"

"With guys the story isn't complete until they brag about it to their buddies. Legend is no exception."

"He's past the braggadocio stage in life Mr. Astle. It's neanderthals like yourself who enjoy boasting. That's if you find a women desperate enough to sleep with you."

Her wicked tongue fails to dissuade my belief he will brag:

"You can believe whatever you want Little Red Riding Hood."

"Who is that?"

"Google it for Christ sake's."

"He's a different man from his younger days. He's also an accomplished man...unlike yourself. Our relationship working is his number one goal in life. You are jealous."

"Of course he wants it to work. Any fifty two year old straight guy with a working unit would kill to have sex with a couple of twenty seven year old hotties," adding with more emphasis than before, "I quit being jealous a long time ago. Just remember, he is going to brag. I guarantee it!"