"If you are not going to vote for a democrat, and you're not going to vote for republican, who else can you vote for? And don't give me this Libertarian bullshit again!" High end call girls tend to get paid no matter what the economic climate is. Guys like me...not so much! "Roxy - the most important challenges facing the country is job creation and entrepreneurship," I say fervently, "When these two critical components of the economy lag, the country suffers! That's why I'm going to vote Libertarian throughout the whole ballot. I know they won't win, but I feel their agenda is far better than any other parties!"
"Jethro," she say mockingly, "Why don't you run for office? I can see it right now. Mayor Jethro of Las Vegas," she sure is a condescending bitch, but nonetheless, she makes me laugh. "Roxy," I tell her after her smart ass comment, "If I ever get elected mayor, I am going to put you in charge of a slush fund. Your job will be to sleep with all my opponents and dig up all the dirt you can on them. You would be good at something like that," she starts laughing after the comment and says - "Sounds good to me," she then hangs up without even saying goodbye.
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