"Listen moron! I've about had it up to here with you! Your such a broke ass loser! Fuck your Guerrilla Marketing ideas. I don't work with losers! Now, for the last time! Lose my number!" For those of you familiar with my blog, Foxy Roxy is a part-time girlfriend of mine in Las Vegas. You know what? Calling her a part-time girlfriend is way over! Let's just say she's a friend, who will give benefits when you pay her..I've known Roxy for a little while, and I've been in her ear about some legitimate business ideas. Even though she doesn't act receptive to my ideas, I know that deep down she is. "Roxy, I'm sorry about being such an asshole the last time we talked. I just get tired of you putting me down all the time. A guy has to stick up for himself, because know one else will!" Last time Roxy and I chatted, I called her a burn-out and told her the life she lives had jaded her. Looking back, I should have kept my big mouth shut!
"Jethro, are all guys from Kansas like you? You need to go back to Kansas! Find you a job cow tipping or shucking corn, or whatever the hell it is you do in Kansas! You talk a big game, but your broke loser ass can't get anything done! You want to know something funny? Carmen says that you and I are soul mates in some kind of fucked up way. I told her she was crazy..I look at this way, you fuck a guy a few times because you feel sorry for him! And your the kind of headache I get for doing it! Your just not worth the effort! So please! I'm asking you kindly! Lose my number!" The only thing I really heard in her rant was that Carmen, who happens to be another high end call girl, told Roxy that the two of us were soul mates in some kind of fucked-up way. I agree with that train of thought. Now, the hard part? I was going to have to convince Roxy to give me another chance or at the least, keep Roxy from totally shutting me out...
"Roxy how long have you been in the life?" Roxy had already told me that she has been in the good time business for 10+ years, but I wanted to hear it from her lips again.."Jethro, why do you give a shit? Why can't you just go away like the rest of the guys I'm with? Didn't your mother ever tell you that it was dangerous to fall in love with a whore?" Actually, my mother told me that exact statement on a number of occasions, but who listens to their mother? "Listen Jethro, your driving me up the fucking wall with some of your ideas, that's all you really care about! I know that your broke and can't afford a girl like me, and I get that your ambitious. I just can't believe as nasty as I am to you. You always come back for more. That's why Carmen thinks were soul mates. Most guys, or I should say most guys besides you, would be long gone by now." It's a competitive world in the high end call girl game. The girls in Las Vegas don't have a lot of time for sympathy, and I get that! Believe me I do! But still, if your a dumb shit Kansas boy? It's not that you want to take Roxy back to Kansas and introduce her to your family. That's not the relationship your looking for in a girl like her..Plain and simple..The reason I'm attracted to her? She's dangerous! "Roxy, I want to see you again. When can that happen?" Talking on the phone gets old. I wanted to see her in person.."Jethro, call me in a week or so. I'll be back in town then. I have to tell you something before I hang-up on you. I still agree with your Uncle Ned about you not having what it takes to be successful. Guys like you just don't have it..I hope you don't take that the wrong way."
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."I chatted with my ex wife in Kansas the other day. It had been a while since we last chatted and I was curious to what she was doing or planning. A few months ago the two of us were making arrangements to get her back to Las Vegas, and then the communication broke down..I told her this.."Look, are you still on board with some of my ideas?" She said yes.."Than I need you to do something! I don't care if it is good or bad! Just do something that lets me know you are serious!" She said she would. I guess will see..
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