"Jethro, why do you keep calling me? And why do I keep answering when you do? What is it with you guys from Kansas? Don't you know how to take a hint! I'm not interested in you one bit!" My friend Foxy Roxy is quite the firecracker! She claims that she is not attracted to me, but we both know that is a lie.."Roxy, I just wanted to see how you were doing. Make sure you made it back from Del Mar OK." Roxy is a high end call girl, and the last time I chatted with her she was in San Diego on business. The truth is I worry about her well being. The call girl scene is hardly a Mr. Nice Guy business. She once told me that a customer of hers tried to strangle her. She ended up kicking him in the nuts and running out of the hotel room half naked to escape. "Jethro, thanks for your concern. I'm fine. I apologize for being such a bitch to you lately. I just can't figure you out. Carmen told me that once I give up the life, I should get with you and have a couple kids. Do the white picket fence stuff."
Her statement about kids and a white picket fence put a smile on my face. The thought of Roxy wearing an apron and getting the kids ready for school is? Well, how do I say this? I guess the best way to say it? Not very likely. "Roxy what are you doing this weekend? Maybe we could hang out?" The rare times that I get to spend with Roxy are lots of fun, and I was getting a vibe that maybe? She was feeling a little lonely.."Jethro, I'm headed back to Del Mar tomorrow. I've got another client flying in from the East coast. So the two of us spending any time together is out of the question." I've got to admit it, I was a little disappointed, but business comes first with a girl like Roxy.."Look Jethro, I thought I already made this clear to you, but your like a stubborn mule! So I'm going to say it again, for the 100th time. When you get some money or the life I'm living comes to an end. We can hook-up then! Until either one of those things happens? Well, you can forget about it!"
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."I should just forget about Roxy. It would make sense! Tons of other fish in the sea! I tell myself that all the time. You know what the attraction is when I really think about it? She's a very interesting character, and I believe the two of us could help each other some day."
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