Politics and religion are not the best things to discuss when your drinking at a bar, but some times your forced into a discussion by no fault of your own. The other day I went down to one of my favorite watering holes. I like this particular place because its within walking distance of my apartment, so if I get smashed? Stumbling home isn't that big of deal..Moving on, I take my place at the bar, order a drink, and then proceed to take a survey of the landscape. You never know what your going to see or who you might come across in Las Vegas, and last night was no exception..
"Do you know how far in the hole this country is to China? This economy sucks! I can't believe that Obama got re-elected. This is bullshit!" After hearing this, I look across the bar and see a very attractive 20 something sitting next to a guy. Who at first glance? I thought was her father..She then spouted this.."I'd give anything to have Ron Paul as our president instead of this fucking Socialist we have now. He's a disgrace!" After hearing her statements, I couldn't take it anymore. This was a girl after my heart! "I agree with you a 100% sweetie. I would love to have a Libertarian president! It's what this country needs! As a matter of fact I want to buy you guys a drink!" She looks over at me, smiles, and tells me I'm sweet. This girl was gorgeous, and the guy she was with? Well, it wasn't her father, it was her boyfriend.
We have a few drinks, and I start telling them about my blog and some of my opinions. She then tells me how her boyfriend is 47 and she's 24. Her boyfriend and I were nursing our beers. The girl? She was slamming shot after shot, way loaded! No doubt about it! The two of them started arguing. He told her this.."This is why I could never marry you. Your to immature. I can't take you to any of my business functions. You would embarrass me by the way you act." This was the first time I had met them, and yeah the girl was pretty obnoxious, but I was chalking it up to her being drunk. Judging by what she said next, it was obvious she didn't appreciate her boyfriends statement.."Look asshole, I never hear any complaints out of you when we are in the sack or when I'm going down on you! Now do I? Fuck you, I can find another guy just like you in a heart beat. If you don't like what I'm saying? Cover your ears!" After hearing that. I took it as my cue to leave. I'm not much into other peoples drama, so I politely excused myself..The girl looks at me and says.."Don't let us scare you. We argue like this all the time. Were going home after this and I'm going to fuck his brains out. It's my way of giving him an attitude adjustment. It was nice meeting you Rob."
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."I'm 42 and I could see myself hooking up with a 20 something hottie. It's Vegas, and the 20 something hotties grow on trees out here. I do have one hold up. If your going to hook up with a 20 something hottie? You better have your pockets full of spending loot. Unfortunately for me:( When I reach in my pockets, the only thing I pull out is lint:("
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