"Jethro, check this out!" We were standing in his living room, admiring his new big screen - "Jesus Jayball," I say, "When did you get this?" He smiles and says, "Do you remember Jaquelyn?" I nod my head yes, "Her dad is loaded so she bought it for me. I told her not to, but she insisted." Jaquelyn is yet another girl in his stable - "I am going to have to jam her real good for this," he says with a smirk on his face. He then begins to gyrate his hips real fast in an attempt to simulate the motions of intercourse. It was hilarious.
"Take a look at the picture on this bastard," he says as he flips his new toy on. Not only was it a fifty five inch plasma with all the goodies, it was also perched on a new entertainment center. Jayball's crib isn't very big, but he keeps it well equipped. It is the sweetest bachelor pad I have ever seen.
"Jethro, check this out," he hands me a pair of 3-D glasses. "Did you know that you can watch Sports Center in 3-D?" He turns on Sports Center, I could see the effect right away. "Man, I wish I had a place like this," I say enviously. "Who knows?" He says cunningly, "Maybe one of these days you can stop living in a cardboard box and get a place like this. Anyways, it is time for you to beat it. I have a broad coming over shortly and I am going to fix her dinner."
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