The village idiot of Las Vegas spends the night with Roxy...

I was sitting in my suite at the Hard Rock thinking about my friend Roxy. For those of you familiar with my blog? Roxy...aka Foxy Roxy...is my sorta, kinda, seldom girlfriend. I've given a lot of effort to call her my girl. How do I say this? She ain't interested. See, my problem is that I'm dumb enough to believe that she would be my girl if only my luck would change. I honestly feel that my luck is starting to change, so I decided to call her.

"Jethro, how many times do I have to tell you to lose my number?" She always says the same thing to me when she answers the phone. Anyways, I had to tell her that I was staying at a suite in the Hard Rock. "Roxy, guess where I'm at right now?" Turns out, she already knew...She'd been reading the blog. "Look, I was expecting to hear your voice again after I read your last post about staying at the Hard Rock. What tower are you staying in?" Roxy knows the Hard Rock well, so when I told her I was staying in the newest tower. I could tell she was impressed. "Jethro, don't go anywhere, I'm going to come down and see you in an hour or so." 

Two hours go by and still no sign of Roxy. I figured she bailed on me, so I sent her a text just to make sure. After I sent the text, I get a response that says. "In the parking lot, be there in 10." I never know whether to believe a girl like Roxy or not, but since she looks like a centerfold. I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt. 12 minutes go bye and I hear a knock. I walk over to the door, look through the peephole, and lo and behold it's Roxy. I knew I was in good shape for the night when I opened up the door. She was standing there wearing a tight black shirt and yoga pants, carrying an overnight pack. "Jethro, I just got done with my yoga class. Where is your shower?" No hello, no nothing, but since Roxy is a girl who is used to getting what she wants; I pointed the way to the bathroom.

I sit down in the living room while Roxy heads into the bathroom and starts the shower. She then walks out of the bathroom and sits on the bed. Keep in mind I'm sitting in the other room and can see her every move through a mirror in the hall way. She then takes off all of her clothes, ties her long red hair in a bow, and proceeds to walk back into the bathroom. As she's getting ready to step into the bathroom, she stops and says. "Jethro, I know that you can see me. Are you going to sit there like a fucking idiot? Or are you going to join me in the shower?" Roxy is a professional in every sense of the word, so when she told me that she wanted me to join her in the shower. I was bare ass in a flash.

I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having...Call it the village idiot thought of the day. "It was nice spending time with Roxy. She sees it more as a business thing then me, but nevertheless, it was still nice spending time with her again."