The village idiot of Las Vegas gets diagnosed by Roxy.

"She turned away, what was she looking at? She was a sour girl the day that she met me. Hey! What are you looking at? She was a happy girl the day that she left me. She turned away what was she looking at? She was a sour girl the day that she met me. Hey! What are you looking at? She was a happy girl when she left me."

Stone Temple Pilots - Sour Girl

"Roxy, I can't get you off of my mind. I know that you don't want to be with me, but I still want you to know that I love you and will do anything it takes to be with you." There is a saying somewhere, I can't tell you exactly how it goes. It's something on par with 'a fool and his money.'  But it has to do with love instead. Being a love stuck moron who can't take no for an answer is hard, very hard. I have told her a thousand times how I feel. My plan is to wear her down enough so she finally gives in and decides to be mine. Unfortunately, today is not that day.

"Jethro, I have to admit something, you are the most persistent guy I have ever known. Why can't you just move on? Us whores, as your uncle Ned so likes to refer to me as, have a theory about guys like you. You want to know what it is?" Here it comes, whenever she tells me she has a theory or analogy to share about me. I brace for an insult. But hey, I am the one who called her. So I agreed, albeit reluctantly, to hear it. "Jethro, you are what we call 'a trick that sticks.' You want to know what that means?" Before I can tell her no, she proceeds,  "A trick that sticks is a guy who you sleep with and then hope you never see again. There is a flip side to it. Every so often they turn into regular, good paying customers. But that would require they have money. So you are ruled out. A trick that sticks, for the most part, is every working girls biggest annoyance."