Wednesday, April 15, 2015

The village idiot of Las Vegas calls his ex wife after two people get clipped in North Las Vegas.

The other day two people were shot in the 2500 block of Cartier in North Las Vegas. After hearing the suspects description on the news...I immediately called my ex wife:

"I know where you are! Don't give me this bullshit about how you weren't in town. Goddammit, I know it was you," - I take a moment to catch my breath and then add --"Look, it's time to come clean. It was secrets that broke us up - I don't want to have anymore secrets between us, just tell me it was you and I will leave it alone."

The ex suffered bouts of road rage when she lived in Las Vegas, couple that with a loaded gun she kept in the glove box, well, you can see why I am suspicious - "Look," she says sternly, "I told you I would call you next time I came to town -- I haven't been around North Las Vegas in a long time - so there is no way things are going to get pinned on me."

I don't believe her one bit -"Why is it every time someone gets dropped in the NLV, in one of these so called anonymous shootings, the description is always the same? A middle age women driving an Explorer with a party color toy poodle barking in the passenger seat - that sounds a lot like you and Pepper!" she sighs after the remarks and says, "I don't know. Do you think Pepper and I have been cloned and put on the streets of North Las Vegas to clean up all the riff-raff? At this point I have no answer for you. I will talk with you later," and without saying bye she hangs up..

Somebody soon will get dropped again in the NLV. When it happens and the description of the suspect fits my ex wife again, well, you can be damn sure I will get to the bottom of things!

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