The village idiot of Las Vegas shares some dirty talk with Roxy.

"What's the password?" - Friday afternoon I was waiting in a room at the Cosmopolitan that the China man had gotten for me - actually it was for Roxy - "Jethro," she says, "Open the fucking door!" Princess Roxy had kept me waiting two hours so I felt it only right to waste a bit of her time - "Again, what is the password?" - I say this time with a condescending tone - "I'm not in the mood Jethro. Wait, I know what the password is," she hisses, "How about this? If you don't open the door in the next five seconds you can fuck yourself instead."

I found it attractive when a women who resembles a Playboy centerfold is crude - I swing the door open and pronounce -- "I missed you like no other," she crosses the threshold, looks around and says "Jethro, you did well. This is a nice room. You always get nice rooms for me."

We spend a minute or so on small talk and then I walk over and set next to her on the bed, she asks - "Jethro, do you think I am a whore? You don't have to be nice about it. Just tell me if you think I am a whore." Roxy is weird like that, she loves to hear dirty talk - I always oblige -- "You are a fucking whore," I tell her as I run my hand up the mocha sundress she is wearing - "This is what I do to whores," I say as I spin her over and push the sundress over her waist.

An hour of so of oral (and dirty talk) goes bye and she moans - "Jethro, where did you learn to do that so well," it's funny like that - she says me being able to perform cunnilingus the way I do is one of the biggest reasons she sleeps with me - "Babe, it's a trait I learned as I was coming up in Kansas," I then add, "My friend Legend back in Kansas said that as long as a guy knows how to eat snatch, he will always have a job...I live by that credo Babe!"

She looks at me after the statement, smirks and says - "You think you are so funny - it's my turn now," she pushes my face from her lady hole and I roll onto my back - "Jethro," she moans as she positions herself on me, "I learned this trick as a young debutante in La Mesa," she then starts gyrating her hips up and down and side to side - five minutes later I climax -- she rolls off and says, "Jethro, when are you going to be rich? If you are rich we can do this all day, every day. It is a good thing you are so adorable. Most men pay for what you are getting for free. Whores like me cost money Jethro."