The village idiot of Las Vegas meets Jayball's new weekend girl.

I had never heard of an establishment named Twin Peaks until Jayball told me about it recently. The only difference between Twin Peaks & Hooter's is the girls who work there wear less (or maybe tighter) clothes. Any way, he called me Saturday and told me to get my ass over there.

I walk into the place and Jayball is the first person I see. He is standing at the bar sipping Jack with a bevy of scantily clad beauties surrounding him - "Jethro," he yells, "Get over here boy. Come meet some of my friends." - He introduces me to a few gals whom I'm guessing the oldest is twenty four. It was quite an experience. After the introductions are over - one of them asks - "Is your name really Jethro?" I tell her no.

"Don't lie to the young lady," Jayball says as he puts his arm around her waist, "See, Jethro here is from Kansas," he then taps her chin and says, "Do you know what they say about Kansas?" - she shakes her head no - he says, "Kansas - where the men are men and the sheep are nervous." A loud chorus of laughter breaks out from the bevy and then one of them tells us our table is ready.

We order wings and a couple beers (the food is secondary in a spot like this) and he tells me this - "You see that one?" He then motions with his eyes to a young lady standing at the drink station at the end of the bar, "That's my new weekend girl. After she gets off work we are headed to Green Valley. I have a room booked for us." - The word floating around Las Vegas was Jayball is off the market. He'd been holed up the last six months or so with a stripper from Spearmint Rhino, I asked about it - he tells me this - "She's still around, but I had to work something new in." Jayball has never been a one women man, so to speak - "It's the thrill of the hunt Jethro," is his standard answer when I question him about his promiscuity.

We down a few plates of wings and guzzle a couple of beers and then his new girl walks up to him and says - "They're going to let me go early today. I will be ready in ten minutes," he smiles, looks my way and says - "Jethro, I will catch up with you later," I ask if he is still planning on giving me a ride home, he smirks and says - "It looks like there is a bus ride coming in Jethro's near future."