"Last night Ronda and I wrestled naked on the living room floor and then we jumped in the shower together. She likes a nice shower after we, well you know, after we fornicate." A roommate of mine at the dump truck I call home is named Keith. Turns out one of his imaginary girlfriends is Ronda Rousey.
"Keith," I say with a wide smile, "I think Ronda is stepping out on you. I read online that she was dating some guy from the UFC. She went to some awards show with him." We both enjoy a hearty laugh after the comment and he says - "That bitch! She said I was her one and only. I knew I couldn't trust her. No worries though, I will have my other girlfriend come over tonight instead." I ask who that might be, he says - "Oh you know her quite well. It is the lovely Jenna Jameson."
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