A guy I grew up with called me the other day and said he was planning on coming to Las Vegas next month to visit. Here is a snippet of our conversation:
"Goddammit boy! What about all those women in Las Vegas!" Women, touchdowns, behind the back passes & knock out punches...it doesn't matter because Roy 'the Legend' Cumpton is proficient in all of them. "Listen boy, I am coming out to Las Vegas next month and plan on putting the stabbing cabin to use with one of those pretty Las Vegas girls you always tell me about."
The topic turns to business and he says - "Damn son, it looks like you might be on to something with the online restaurants and your buddy Rado. I remember you showing me all those restaurants you had under contract in China town. I still can't figure out how some hillbilly from Kansas was able to pull off such a feat. You sure are a persistent bastard." I go on to tell him a little more about how things work and he says, "Save it! I will take a look at it when I come out there next month."
At the end of our conversation he says, "Do you understand boy? You need to make sure you have some women lined out when I get to town." I reassure him that it won't be a problem and then ask how he thinks the Chiefs will fare this year - "They will be lucky to go five hundred," he bellows before hanging up.
I can tell you this with all sincerity. I am looking forward to my buddy Legend coming out and visiting. I am going to make sure he has a good time.
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