Friday, August 26, 2016

Massage therapy

There's an episode of Seinfeld (if I am recalling correctly) in which Jerry pays a maid to clean his apartment and they end up having sex after she is done. At the end of the episode he complains about how all he was getting was the sex from her and she was neglecting to clean the apartment. With that said, a friend of mine the other day told me about a similar experience.

"I have been getting a massage once a week from a masseuse for the last two months. At first it was awesome. She would give me a massage and then we would have sex after wards. Now we just have sex and she neglects to give me a massage. I really miss the massage part of it. Next time I meet up with her I am going to insist on a massage first."

I don't know about you. But I am under the impression most males would not complain about the sex part of a massage. My thoughts are the sex would be foremost and if there is time for a massage after wards, well, so be it. I told him such and he said - "But she really gives good massages."




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