Chatting with my uncle Ned the other day, and the discussion turned to women. My beliefs, Las Vegas has the most beautiful women in the world, he doesn't agree. Now, I've got to admit a few things about my Uncle Ned..In his day? Extremely well traveled, schooled in Europe. He used to tell me that Europe was his backyard..Nowadays? Kansas is his backyard.
"I get it! But, what you don't seem to understand! Las Vegas isn't the only place where you can find a ton of 10's! Spend some time over in Europe! I once met a Parisian girl who looked like Claudia Schieffer! And she was into this Kansas boy. You should have seen her friends! They were all runway ready! So don't tell me that I don't know anything about beautiful women! I know plenty!" Uncle Ned doesn't liked being called out on things..So when it happens? He tends to get upset.."Jesus, settle down before you have a fucking heart attack..All I'm saying! Uncle Ned, the women in Las Vegas are absolutely insane. Not only that! You can hardly walk down the street without seeing one..Especially in the area I live in!"
The complex I live at in Las Vegas reminds me of a Melrose Place on steroids! If your a single, heterosexual, red blooded, god fearing, boy from Kansas? You can't help but love the hot tub at my complex. Last night, I couldn't sleep, and since the pool area is open 24 hours, I decided to take a late night dip. As I'm sitting in the pool, I notice a nice young lady walk into the pool area. She then takes off her sundress to reveal her bikini clad body. She looks at me and says.."Hi, how are you? How's the water?" Looking at this girl damn near made my heart stop! She was blond, 22?23? WHEW WHEE! When my heart stopped racing. I answered her like this.."Uhh..Uhh..The water isn't that bad, jump in." She looks at me and says.."Good idea."..After she dives into the water and resurfaces, I ask her name and how long she has lived at the complex. "My name is Sasha and I moved in a month ago." One of the great things about Las Vegas? And Sasha serves as yet another example! Your never going to run out of opportunities to meet beautiful women in this town.
We chat briefly, and then she tells me she has to go.."It was nice meeting you Ron, but I've got to go." It must be my mid western drawl, or the girls I introduce myself to aren't paying that much attention? My name is actually Rob, not Ron, Rod, Jack or however they butcher it..Oh well, one of these days they will get it right..Anyways, I told her this.."It was nice meeting you as well. I'll see you around." I decided to call it a night after she left, and when I got back to my apartment? My clock said 3:00 AM..Now, I want any heterosexual guy to think about this for a moment. How many of you would be jealous? If I told you that I could walk down to my pool and see a girl that looks like a Playboy centerfold at 3 in the morning? Like I said.."Ain't no town like Las Vegas!"
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."I've said this once or twice, and I'll say it..AGAIN..If your looking for beautiful women to Guerrilla market for you? My research tells me that Las Vegas could be a place like no other!"
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
The village idiot of Las Vegas and his almost Penthouse Forum moment..
"Jethro, can you come over? I don't feel like being alone right now." I couldn't believe what my friend Roxy was asking me. For those of you familiar with my blog? Roxy..aka..Foxy Roxy is my fantasy women, and it's not that I haven't tried to make her acquaintance on a number of occasions. She's a mile out of my price range, and has stated as much! So when she asked me to come over? Well, I knew something was a miss in the working girl hierarchy of Las Vegas.."Roxy, I think you might have me mixed up with someone else. I'm still broke as a joke! If your looking to get paid? You called the wrong motherfucker?" I realize that my rhetoric with Roxy might be construed as harsh. But Come On! If it has web feet, a beak, feathers, and quacks..It must be a duck? But still, Roxy is a very nice duck! So I asked her this.."Roxy, are you drunk? I told you I don't have any money..What' going on?" Their was a long silence over the phone and then Roxy told me this.."Jethro, you've got 20 minutes to get your hillbilly ass over to my apartment. If not? I'm going to call someone else. If I were you? I would hurry up. Am I making myself clear Jethro? The clock is ticking!" Roxy then hung the phone up. I'll admit it, I was confused, but a good soldier always does what he is told!
Roxy gave me 20 minutes to make it to her place. It only took ten. After knocking on her door, I wasn't sure what to expect next..And then I hear her yell. "Jethro, the door is open." I open the door and walk into her living room. "Roxy, where are you at?" Now, Roxy has shown her charitable side to me before, and I was hoping for a repeat performance.."Jethro, I'm upstairs..Hurry up!" The second I heard her say hurry-up? Usain Bolt couldn't have sprinted up the stairs faster. I enter her room, and I still don't see her.."Roxy, where are you at now?" The next thing you know, I hear a voice that wasn't Roxie's.."Jethro, come into the bathroom." When I heard that strange sexy voice? The first thought that went through my head? My Penthouse Forum moment had finally arrived:) I open up the bathroom door to find Roxy and another beauty sitting in the jet tub with a full bubble bath going. They were both holding a glass of wine..Roxy then tells me this.."Jethro, this is my friend Carmen from Los Angeles. She's in town for a few days, and she wanted me to invite one of my friends over for a good time. I just thought about you, and how hard you try, but always fail. So I figured you deserved another chance. Say hi to Carmen, Jethro."
Seeing Roxy naked is enough to give my ass a heart attack, so just imagine seeing a clone of Roxy sitting right next to her in a bubble bath..Like I said earlier, my Penthouse Forum story had finally arrived..At least I thought that.."Roxy tells me that your a Kansas boy with big dreams. She also tells me that you claim your going to be rich one of these days. Is that true? Or is it just some line of bullshit..Because what were thinking about doing to you..Well, it's not cheap, but Roxy says we should show some good faith and extend you the credit. So, when do you think you'll have the money?" I literally was staring at two naked women in a bubble bath. Both resembled Playboy centerfolds, and with a bit of good negotiating on my part? Jumping in the middle of them was not that far-fetched of an idea.."Answer my friends question Jethro. If we let you join us? When will you have our money?" Roxy and her friend are one in the same, and they were testing this Kansas boy.."Uhhh..uhhh..uhhh." My heart was racing a mile a minute, and trust me! That wasn't the only thing that was racing.."Now listen ladies, I'll have your going rate one of these days..I've been talking with a few people about getting something started..Something big! I just need some more time! You ladies wouldn't have invited me over if you didn't think I was legitimate." I can't even begin to tell you how ready I was to strip off all my clothes and jump in the middle of them..But, I had to wait for them to give me the word..
"What do you think Carmen? Should we extend him the credit?" I could tell that Roxy was in, but she needed her friends approval.."I don't know Roxy, what if this guy never gets rich? You've already given him a freebie, so he knows what to expect." Carmen then looked at me and asked me this.."Did you like being with Roxy?" I didn't know what to say or do, so I just shook my head yes.."Would you like to be with both of us at the same time?" Again I shook my head yes. This time emphatically.."Jethro, I want you to take a good long look at Roxy and I..The two of us sitting in a bubble bath naked..Waiting for you! Keep that image in your head..Because, when you become rich? Both of us promise! You can jump right in the middle of us anytime you want! Until then, your going to have to fuck yourself..Now, get the hell out of here!" It's a business with Roxy and her friends, and she just wanted to reiterate that to me..She didn't have to take it this far to drive home her point, but, that's what new age business people do! They take things far past the norm!
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."No money? No honey? I know that's an over used cliche in Las Vegas, but, it's true..My friend from Kansas told me that I needed to lower my standards..Nay.. I'm not sure if I should call it confidence? Arrogance? Delusional? Whatever, you want to call it. I know that I'm going to be rich one of these days, and when that happens? The Roxy and Carmen types will be plentiful."
Roxy gave me 20 minutes to make it to her place. It only took ten. After knocking on her door, I wasn't sure what to expect next..And then I hear her yell. "Jethro, the door is open." I open the door and walk into her living room. "Roxy, where are you at?" Now, Roxy has shown her charitable side to me before, and I was hoping for a repeat performance.."Jethro, I'm upstairs..Hurry up!" The second I heard her say hurry-up? Usain Bolt couldn't have sprinted up the stairs faster. I enter her room, and I still don't see her.."Roxy, where are you at now?" The next thing you know, I hear a voice that wasn't Roxie's.."Jethro, come into the bathroom." When I heard that strange sexy voice? The first thought that went through my head? My Penthouse Forum moment had finally arrived:) I open up the bathroom door to find Roxy and another beauty sitting in the jet tub with a full bubble bath going. They were both holding a glass of wine..Roxy then tells me this.."Jethro, this is my friend Carmen from Los Angeles. She's in town for a few days, and she wanted me to invite one of my friends over for a good time. I just thought about you, and how hard you try, but always fail. So I figured you deserved another chance. Say hi to Carmen, Jethro."
Seeing Roxy naked is enough to give my ass a heart attack, so just imagine seeing a clone of Roxy sitting right next to her in a bubble bath..Like I said earlier, my Penthouse Forum story had finally arrived..At least I thought that.."Roxy tells me that your a Kansas boy with big dreams. She also tells me that you claim your going to be rich one of these days. Is that true? Or is it just some line of bullshit..Because what were thinking about doing to you..Well, it's not cheap, but Roxy says we should show some good faith and extend you the credit. So, when do you think you'll have the money?" I literally was staring at two naked women in a bubble bath. Both resembled Playboy centerfolds, and with a bit of good negotiating on my part? Jumping in the middle of them was not that far-fetched of an idea.."Answer my friends question Jethro. If we let you join us? When will you have our money?" Roxy and her friend are one in the same, and they were testing this Kansas boy.."Uhhh..uhhh..uhhh." My heart was racing a mile a minute, and trust me! That wasn't the only thing that was racing.."Now listen ladies, I'll have your going rate one of these days..I've been talking with a few people about getting something started..Something big! I just need some more time! You ladies wouldn't have invited me over if you didn't think I was legitimate." I can't even begin to tell you how ready I was to strip off all my clothes and jump in the middle of them..But, I had to wait for them to give me the word..
"What do you think Carmen? Should we extend him the credit?" I could tell that Roxy was in, but she needed her friends approval.."I don't know Roxy, what if this guy never gets rich? You've already given him a freebie, so he knows what to expect." Carmen then looked at me and asked me this.."Did you like being with Roxy?" I didn't know what to say or do, so I just shook my head yes.."Would you like to be with both of us at the same time?" Again I shook my head yes. This time emphatically.."Jethro, I want you to take a good long look at Roxy and I..The two of us sitting in a bubble bath naked..Waiting for you! Keep that image in your head..Because, when you become rich? Both of us promise! You can jump right in the middle of us anytime you want! Until then, your going to have to fuck yourself..Now, get the hell out of here!" It's a business with Roxy and her friends, and she just wanted to reiterate that to me..She didn't have to take it this far to drive home her point, but, that's what new age business people do! They take things far past the norm!
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."No money? No honey? I know that's an over used cliche in Las Vegas, but, it's true..My friend from Kansas told me that I needed to lower my standards..Nay.. I'm not sure if I should call it confidence? Arrogance? Delusional? Whatever, you want to call it. I know that I'm going to be rich one of these days, and when that happens? The Roxy and Carmen types will be plentiful."
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
The village idiot of Las Vegas meets a big time Kansas hotshot..
"If I've ever believed anything to be true in my life? It's this! A Guerrilla marketing team of epic proportions could be assembled in Las Vegas! And when I say epic! I fucking mean epic!" At the time of my statement, I was sitting across the table from a fellow Kansas transplant in Las Vegas. The gentlemen I was chatting with? Very accomplished! Me? Not so much..But, I'm eternally optimistic and sincerely believe my time is coming! Anyways, I finally had my long awaited face time with him, and I was planning to make the most of it.
"Picture this! You know how many beautiful women call Las Vegas home? More than you could ever imagine." I was stating the obvious, but, I wanted to make sure he was with me. He was nodding his head as if he was agreeing..."Now, the greatest thing about Las Vegas? All the talent up for grabs! The prices are once in a lifetime." The economy in Las Vegas is shaky to say the least, but, my belief is that when things change? People who can get in front of the change? They will benefit like never before! The people who don't change..Well, the same old, same old? Only gets worse!
"The first thing that needs to be done? Create an E-commerce site. The site doesn't have to be that special. I suggest a collective buying power website. I've got experience with those sort of sites. They're fairly inexpensive and easy to maintain in the beginning..Once the site is in place? Recruit like crazy! Now, this is where a guy like me comes into play.Your going to need a street level guy with all the necessary connections to bring in the proper Guerrilla team! You should see some of the people I've got in mind! Once that team is in place? I've got all sorts of marketing schemes that can be implemented!" Guerrilla Marketing revolves highly around face to face interaction with your would be audience..(festivals, business functions..) The goal of GM is to take it off the streets and get it viral! Now, I wasn't telling my fellow Kansas comrade anything that he wasn't already familiar with, but, I still had one more idea to share.
"I know what people want to see! They want reality! That's what will get people to pay attention more than anything! Now, I've been working on a script that incorporates all of my ideas into one. Both of us know that reality is a big business in Las Vegas..Besides, I'm positive it will provide an added kick in developing an organic data base for our website, and ORGANIC GROWTH is how all next level ideas start!" I left our meeting thinking he was interested in some of my ideas, which one? I'm not sure..
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."The friend I was referencing in the blog is a small town Kansas kid, just like me..Even though this was the first time we actually met in person. I kind of feel like I've known him forever. What's the difference between Osage City, KS. and Madison, KS??? The truth of the matter? Not a fucking thing!"
"Picture this! You know how many beautiful women call Las Vegas home? More than you could ever imagine." I was stating the obvious, but, I wanted to make sure he was with me. He was nodding his head as if he was agreeing..."Now, the greatest thing about Las Vegas? All the talent up for grabs! The prices are once in a lifetime." The economy in Las Vegas is shaky to say the least, but, my belief is that when things change? People who can get in front of the change? They will benefit like never before! The people who don't change..Well, the same old, same old? Only gets worse!
"The first thing that needs to be done? Create an E-commerce site. The site doesn't have to be that special. I suggest a collective buying power website. I've got experience with those sort of sites. They're fairly inexpensive and easy to maintain in the beginning..Once the site is in place? Recruit like crazy! Now, this is where a guy like me comes into play.Your going to need a street level guy with all the necessary connections to bring in the proper Guerrilla team! You should see some of the people I've got in mind! Once that team is in place? I've got all sorts of marketing schemes that can be implemented!" Guerrilla Marketing revolves highly around face to face interaction with your would be audience..(festivals, business functions..) The goal of GM is to take it off the streets and get it viral! Now, I wasn't telling my fellow Kansas comrade anything that he wasn't already familiar with, but, I still had one more idea to share.
"I know what people want to see! They want reality! That's what will get people to pay attention more than anything! Now, I've been working on a script that incorporates all of my ideas into one. Both of us know that reality is a big business in Las Vegas..Besides, I'm positive it will provide an added kick in developing an organic data base for our website, and ORGANIC GROWTH is how all next level ideas start!" I left our meeting thinking he was interested in some of my ideas, which one? I'm not sure..
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."The friend I was referencing in the blog is a small town Kansas kid, just like me..Even though this was the first time we actually met in person. I kind of feel like I've known him forever. What's the difference between Osage City, KS. and Madison, KS??? The truth of the matter? Not a fucking thing!"
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
The village idiot Las Vegas talks briefly about politics.
Politicians don't come anymore crooked then they do in Las Vegas. Example: When I first moved to town (2006) the Operation G-string trial was in full swing:
Operation G-string was an arrangement, illegal of course, made by a number of Clark County commissioner's and a strip club owner. The strip club owner provided a number of kickbacks in turn for the commissions zoning approval for a new strip joint. Turns out the FBI was running a wire on the whole calamity and everyone, except those who ratted, were thrown in jail. It was an only in Las Vegas kind of story.
When I lived in Kansas I didn't give a flying fuck about politics. I guess it was because they were boring or I was just disengaged. It is the total opposite in Las Vegas...I pay more attention to the political landscape then most politicians do.
I asked a friend of mine from Chicago this - "Enzo you lived in Chicago for a long time, and you've been in Las Vegas for a long time. Which town is more crooked when it comes to the politicians who run it?" He looks at me, shakes his head and says, "Jethro, it's really a fucking toss-up nowadays. You can't get anything done in either town without greasing the wheel...But if I had to choose one? I would say Chicago with Las Vegas a very close second."
Operation G-string was an arrangement, illegal of course, made by a number of Clark County commissioner's and a strip club owner. The strip club owner provided a number of kickbacks in turn for the commissions zoning approval for a new strip joint. Turns out the FBI was running a wire on the whole calamity and everyone, except those who ratted, were thrown in jail. It was an only in Las Vegas kind of story.
When I lived in Kansas I didn't give a flying fuck about politics. I guess it was because they were boring or I was just disengaged. It is the total opposite in Las Vegas...I pay more attention to the political landscape then most politicians do.
I asked a friend of mine from Chicago this - "Enzo you lived in Chicago for a long time, and you've been in Las Vegas for a long time. Which town is more crooked when it comes to the politicians who run it?" He looks at me, shakes his head and says, "Jethro, it's really a fucking toss-up nowadays. You can't get anything done in either town without greasing the wheel...But if I had to choose one? I would say Chicago with Las Vegas a very close second."
Thursday, August 16, 2012
The village idiot of Las Vegas meets a Las Vegas princess..Part 2..
"The truth of the matter? I don't give a shit about who wins the presidential election! You want to know why? I'll tell you why! Neither one of them are going to do a damn thing to help Rob Astle! I've been told by a number of people that my statement is selfish. I don't care! It's the truth!" The election season is making people very antsy, and I'm no exception..Anyways, I was responding to a comment my roommate made. He's a democrat, and I'm a registered Libertarian..So, you can imagine how some of our views might vary..We made a truce with each other. No more political talk in the apartment! When you eliminate the politics from our relationship? The two of us get along like Batman and Robin..
In a previous post, I talk about the apartment complex I live at in Las Vegas..(A Melrose Place on steroids is my best analogy).. As one might imagine, the pool at my complex can be a special place to view the female species, and last night was no exception. Now, I've seen this girl around the complex a few times, Lord have mercy! She is fine! Well, when I walked into the pool area, she was sitting in the hot tub by herself. This is the part where I wish I worked out more:) Anyways, I peeled my shirt off (I made sure to suck the belly in and puff the chest out)..I then did my best Fabio stroll into the hot tub.
If your a single, heterosexual, red-blooded, corn fed, American chap? You can't help but stare at a specimen like this..As I said earlier. I'd seen this girl around, but, this was my first up close look at her, and it didn't disappoint one iota. Well, I figured striking up a little conversation would be good, so I asked her how she was doing, she said fine. Then I asked her name? She said Isabella? Her accent hinted Italian? I introduced myself, we made small chat for a few minutes, and then she told me she had to go. Believe me, I was looking forward to her getting out of the hot tub. The reason? That should be obvious! My eyes were going to get an up close look at her Aphrodite features.
Start at the top and work your way down..Her face had a certain glow to it. Her stomach? Wash board! Her derriere? It wasn't skinny like a lot of people might think. It was rounded, like a Kim Kardashian type, but not that big. Her breasts resembled two well shaped cantaloupes, and they looked perfect in the bikini top she was wearing. Well, as she's walking past me, she looks at me and says.."It was nice meeting you Rod." My name is actually Rob, but who cares? Anyways, I told her the same. Now, I've got a certain fetish that I must confess to. I like women who look good in a sundress. After she finished drying off? She puts an orange sundress over her bikini. I'm going to skip the detailed description, but for those of my comrades who enjoy looking at a beautiful women in a sundress? You know what I mean!
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."Here's something to think about. If your broke, your broke..But, being broke in a town like Las Vegas is a lot more fun than being broke in a place like Kansas, so to speak..The reason being? Opportunities for guys like me are far greater in an environment like Las Vegas. One last thing, I'm meeting up with a fellow Kansas transplant in Las Vegas tonight. This gentlemen is a proven hotshot, and I'm confident he's going to be receptive to some of my ideas..Can't wait to find out!"
In a previous post, I talk about the apartment complex I live at in Las Vegas..(A Melrose Place on steroids is my best analogy).. As one might imagine, the pool at my complex can be a special place to view the female species, and last night was no exception. Now, I've seen this girl around the complex a few times, Lord have mercy! She is fine! Well, when I walked into the pool area, she was sitting in the hot tub by herself. This is the part where I wish I worked out more:) Anyways, I peeled my shirt off (I made sure to suck the belly in and puff the chest out)..I then did my best Fabio stroll into the hot tub.
If your a single, heterosexual, red-blooded, corn fed, American chap? You can't help but stare at a specimen like this..As I said earlier. I'd seen this girl around, but, this was my first up close look at her, and it didn't disappoint one iota. Well, I figured striking up a little conversation would be good, so I asked her how she was doing, she said fine. Then I asked her name? She said Isabella? Her accent hinted Italian? I introduced myself, we made small chat for a few minutes, and then she told me she had to go. Believe me, I was looking forward to her getting out of the hot tub. The reason? That should be obvious! My eyes were going to get an up close look at her Aphrodite features.
Start at the top and work your way down..Her face had a certain glow to it. Her stomach? Wash board! Her derriere? It wasn't skinny like a lot of people might think. It was rounded, like a Kim Kardashian type, but not that big. Her breasts resembled two well shaped cantaloupes, and they looked perfect in the bikini top she was wearing. Well, as she's walking past me, she looks at me and says.."It was nice meeting you Rod." My name is actually Rob, but who cares? Anyways, I told her the same. Now, I've got a certain fetish that I must confess to. I like women who look good in a sundress. After she finished drying off? She puts an orange sundress over her bikini. I'm going to skip the detailed description, but for those of my comrades who enjoy looking at a beautiful women in a sundress? You know what I mean!
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."Here's something to think about. If your broke, your broke..But, being broke in a town like Las Vegas is a lot more fun than being broke in a place like Kansas, so to speak..The reason being? Opportunities for guys like me are far greater in an environment like Las Vegas. One last thing, I'm meeting up with a fellow Kansas transplant in Las Vegas tonight. This gentlemen is a proven hotshot, and I'm confident he's going to be receptive to some of my ideas..Can't wait to find out!"
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
The village idiot of idiot of Las Vegas talks to a Vegas princess..
"Wine, women, song & dance, that's the life for me." I don't know how many times my Uncle Ned told me this when I was growing up? However many times it was? It rubbed off. What single, heterosexual, corn fed, Kansas boy wouldn't want that life! The problem being? That kind of lifestyle is earned not given. But, I'm here to tell anyone who reads this blog..That's the life for me!
I was kind of bummed about my friend Roxy cancelling out on me, in the end? It's a business with her, and I understand that. Anyways, I figured I would head down to the 7-11 I used to work at. It had been a while, and if you want to see beautiful women in Las Vegas for FREE! That's the place! For those of you who read my previous blog? Your familiar with what I'm talking about!
In my previous blog, I mention a girl named Sara..aka..Lady Luck (Every time she came into 7-11 some one would win money on the gaming machines)..Well, wouldn't you know? She was walking out as I was walking in. Now Sara..WHEWW WHEEE!! She's Roxy 10 years younger..Sara is young, and when I say young? I mean, like, 23,24 young. But, the great thing about me? I maybe 42, but I think and act like I'm 25. "Hey Sara, how are you doing?" Sara works at a world class night club on the strip, and to work at places like that? You have to be a world class looking women, and she is! "Where have you been. Mr. 7-11? I've missed you." She then put down her bag and told me to give her a hug. I obliged:) After the hug was over. I told told her this:
"Trying to get things started in Las Vegas. I also have a new blog that I'm working on." Sara was a big fan of my 7-11 blog, so I figured she would enjoy hearing about my new blog.."When you get a chance Sara, Google the village idiot of Las Vegas. or better yet, hold on I'll write it down for you instead." I looked directly at her and she was smiling at me. I've been told by a number of people that I"m funny, as a matter of fact I used to do stand-up comedy, but that's another story..Back to Sara.. You could be queer as a three dollar bill, and still want to stare at her..Blond hair, blue eyes, bright smile, hour glass figure, and to top it all off? She's as sweet as can be..Total package! "I'll be sure to check it out, it was nice seeing you! I'm late for work." Sara then jumped into her 100k Mercedes and began to drive off..She did something particular as she was driving off, she looked at me, smiled, and then blew me a kiss. You talk about a smile to a guys face in a heart-beat!
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."I want to make a ton of money in my life, and I'm convinced Las Vegas is the best place for a guy like me to do it! One of these days? I"m going to run into the right person or group of people who agree with some of my business philosophies..Until then? I've always got the women in Las Vegas to brag about."
I was kind of bummed about my friend Roxy cancelling out on me, in the end? It's a business with her, and I understand that. Anyways, I figured I would head down to the 7-11 I used to work at. It had been a while, and if you want to see beautiful women in Las Vegas for FREE! That's the place! For those of you who read my previous blog? Your familiar with what I'm talking about!
In my previous blog, I mention a girl named Sara..aka..Lady Luck (Every time she came into 7-11 some one would win money on the gaming machines)..Well, wouldn't you know? She was walking out as I was walking in. Now Sara..WHEWW WHEEE!! She's Roxy 10 years younger..Sara is young, and when I say young? I mean, like, 23,24 young. But, the great thing about me? I maybe 42, but I think and act like I'm 25. "Hey Sara, how are you doing?" Sara works at a world class night club on the strip, and to work at places like that? You have to be a world class looking women, and she is! "Where have you been. Mr. 7-11? I've missed you." She then put down her bag and told me to give her a hug. I obliged:) After the hug was over. I told told her this:
"Trying to get things started in Las Vegas. I also have a new blog that I'm working on." Sara was a big fan of my 7-11 blog, so I figured she would enjoy hearing about my new blog.."When you get a chance Sara, Google the village idiot of Las Vegas. or better yet, hold on I'll write it down for you instead." I looked directly at her and she was smiling at me. I've been told by a number of people that I"m funny, as a matter of fact I used to do stand-up comedy, but that's another story..Back to Sara.. You could be queer as a three dollar bill, and still want to stare at her..Blond hair, blue eyes, bright smile, hour glass figure, and to top it all off? She's as sweet as can be..Total package! "I'll be sure to check it out, it was nice seeing you! I'm late for work." Sara then jumped into her 100k Mercedes and began to drive off..She did something particular as she was driving off, she looked at me, smiled, and then blew me a kiss. You talk about a smile to a guys face in a heart-beat!
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."I want to make a ton of money in my life, and I'm convinced Las Vegas is the best place for a guy like me to do it! One of these days? I"m going to run into the right person or group of people who agree with some of my business philosophies..Until then? I've always got the women in Las Vegas to brag about."
Monday, August 13, 2012
The village idiot of Las Vegas and a high end call girl..Part 2..
I received an e-mail from my father the other day. The e-mail stated that I had misquoted him in one of my earlier posts. After reviewing the post in question, I've come to a conclusion. I didn't misquote him. Maybe? I might have exaggerated things a bit, but misquote? Nope! Anyways, I chatted with my sister last night. It had been a while since we last talked, turns out, nothing has changed with her. Anyways, I hope she can make her way back to Florida soon and regain her happiness.
I've mentioned my friend Roxy..aka..Foxy Roxy..in a number of previous posts..For those of you not familiar with Roxy? Well, she's a working girl, and a damn good one. Now, Roxy is a mile out of my price range, but nevertheless, we've got a connection. No matter what she thinks! "Jethro, I checked my schedule this week, and I'm not going to be able to meet up with you." I've got some friends coming into town this week, and I was going to have Roxy pretend that she was my girlfriend. She had initially agreed, but now she was backing out.."Roxy, I promise I will get you the money for your services when I get it. Please, I've already told my buddy about you. Your going to make me look like a fool if you don't show up." It's always about the money when it comes to a working girl in Las Vegas, and unfortunately, Roxy had a better offer come her way.."Jethro, you know what my going rate is! I was going to extend you a little credit, but, I got a call from my associate. He wants me to meet a client of his at Del Mar this week. I kind of feel bad about things a little, but money talks, and bullshit walks."
The first rule of thumb when dealing with a Vegas girl? Don't get upset if a better deal comes her way. Remember, it's just a business to them. "Roxy, when you get back in town, can we hang out." Their was a brief moment of silence over the phone, and then she told me this.."Jethro, I've got a few more years of this life in me. Basically, what I'm trying to tell you? The competition is thick in my business. If I want to keep making the money and having the life I'm accustomed to? I don't have time for a broke ass like you. Sorry, to be so harsh about it, but you just can't seem to get that through your head." Obviously, Roxy is a mile out of my price range, I mean, you should see this girl..But, reality is reality and when your minus the funds? A girl like Roxy is unattainable.."Roxy, can we still be friends?" Like I said earlier, I wasn't surprised or upset by her cancelling on me, but I still wanted to stay on her good side. Her response to my question? "Jethro, you've been telling me for a long time that your going to rich one of these days. When that happens? Give me a call, if you haven't found something else. We can be friends then."
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."One of these days, I'm going to figure it all out. When that happens? Things will change drastically for me..I know that day is coming soon!"
I've mentioned my friend Roxy..aka..Foxy Roxy..in a number of previous posts..For those of you not familiar with Roxy? Well, she's a working girl, and a damn good one. Now, Roxy is a mile out of my price range, but nevertheless, we've got a connection. No matter what she thinks! "Jethro, I checked my schedule this week, and I'm not going to be able to meet up with you." I've got some friends coming into town this week, and I was going to have Roxy pretend that she was my girlfriend. She had initially agreed, but now she was backing out.."Roxy, I promise I will get you the money for your services when I get it. Please, I've already told my buddy about you. Your going to make me look like a fool if you don't show up." It's always about the money when it comes to a working girl in Las Vegas, and unfortunately, Roxy had a better offer come her way.."Jethro, you know what my going rate is! I was going to extend you a little credit, but, I got a call from my associate. He wants me to meet a client of his at Del Mar this week. I kind of feel bad about things a little, but money talks, and bullshit walks."
The first rule of thumb when dealing with a Vegas girl? Don't get upset if a better deal comes her way. Remember, it's just a business to them. "Roxy, when you get back in town, can we hang out." Their was a brief moment of silence over the phone, and then she told me this.."Jethro, I've got a few more years of this life in me. Basically, what I'm trying to tell you? The competition is thick in my business. If I want to keep making the money and having the life I'm accustomed to? I don't have time for a broke ass like you. Sorry, to be so harsh about it, but you just can't seem to get that through your head." Obviously, Roxy is a mile out of my price range, I mean, you should see this girl..But, reality is reality and when your minus the funds? A girl like Roxy is unattainable.."Roxy, can we still be friends?" Like I said earlier, I wasn't surprised or upset by her cancelling on me, but I still wanted to stay on her good side. Her response to my question? "Jethro, you've been telling me for a long time that your going to rich one of these days. When that happens? Give me a call, if you haven't found something else. We can be friends then."
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."One of these days, I'm going to figure it all out. When that happens? Things will change drastically for me..I know that day is coming soon!"
Saturday, August 11, 2012
The village idiot of Las Vegas scores a date with a Las Vegas dime..
In earlier posts, I mention a friend of mine named Roxy..aka..Foxy Roxy..Well, the two of us had a brief fling a while back..She actually felt sorry for me, but that's another story..Anyways, I believe the two of us would make an ideal couple. Her thoughts on the matter? Not so much:( Now, Roxy is what you might call a working girl, and I'm here to tell you? She's a damn good one. Lets put it this way, she could put a spell on any red-blooded, heterosexual, corn fed, American boy. Basically, it's impossible to say no to a girl like Roxy. Especially, when your a loser like me. But, I believe there is a connection between the two of us, her? Not so much! Well, persistence and time are my strongest attributes at this moment, so I decided I would give her another call..What the hell, the only thing she can do is say yes or no.
"Jethro, how many fucking times do I have to tell you not to call me? When I see your name on the call ID? I want to throw my phone through the wall, but some how I always answer. So, maybe your right? We might have that connection you always talk about? So what do you want? And make it fast!" Roxy is one helluva of a women..If you could draw a picture of every school boys fantasy? It would be Roxy! So when she told me to make it fast? I had no choice but to abide.."Roxy, I have some friends coming into town this week, and I told them that I had a hot, smoking, Vegas girl as a girlfriend. We both know that isn't true. But, I don't want to look like a fool. Now, I know what your going rate is, and you know, that I don't have it..I'm begging you! Please! Will you pretend to be my girlfriend for a night, throw out the sex part! I just want to show everyone in Kansas that a village idiot can score a hot chick in Vegas..Even if it's just pretending for a while. I'll have your going rate one of these days, and I promise on my mother's grave, I will pay you when I get the money." My mother always told me that honesty was the best policy, and I was being honest with Roxy. Even though most people might mistake it for desparation.
"Jethro, you've got to be one of the most determined guys I have ever met. Jesus, you fuck a guy a few times because you feel sorry for him, and this is the head ache I get for it. Now, Jethro, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm starting to feel a little attraction to you. It's that most guys want me for pleasure. You seem to think there is something past that with us? Am I correct?" Believe me, if you were a heterosexual guy and you saw Roxy? You know what thoughts would go through your mind..But, she's right, I do see a lot more in her than just that. She's just so bad, that she's good..Doe's that make sense?..I could see that Roxy was letting her guard down a little for me, so I told her this.."Roxy, we've got a connection, and you know it! I'm positive that we can help each other. I've given you the rundown on some of my ideas. At this point, you either want to help, or you don't?" It's good to get right to the point with a Vegas girl! You've got to remember that it's just a business with them.
The phone went silent for a moment, I figured she had hung up on me, and then Roxy told me this. "Jethro, you've got to be one of the oddest guys I have ever met. When your friends come into town? Give me a call. I'll see if I can work it into my schedule. Now, your going to owe me one! I've told you that I bill out at 1k an hour. So, you just remember that when I'm on your arm!" I'm confident that I will have her going rate one of these days, but for now, I needed her to extend me the credit. "Roxy, thank-you so very much! I will call you in the next day or two when I hear from my friends. I'll talk to you then." You don't want to give a girl like Roxy a chance to change her mind, so I hung the phone up quickly. I can guarantee one thing is for certain! When my friend from Kansas sees Roxy on my arm? He's going to be one jealous bastard..
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot of the day.."As rough as Las Vegas can be on a guy. I wouldn't trade her for all the gold in India..I've got a high level of love for this town, and one of these days? The town is going to reciprocate that feeling back to me."
"Jethro, how many fucking times do I have to tell you not to call me? When I see your name on the call ID? I want to throw my phone through the wall, but some how I always answer. So, maybe your right? We might have that connection you always talk about? So what do you want? And make it fast!" Roxy is one helluva of a women..If you could draw a picture of every school boys fantasy? It would be Roxy! So when she told me to make it fast? I had no choice but to abide.."Roxy, I have some friends coming into town this week, and I told them that I had a hot, smoking, Vegas girl as a girlfriend. We both know that isn't true. But, I don't want to look like a fool. Now, I know what your going rate is, and you know, that I don't have it..I'm begging you! Please! Will you pretend to be my girlfriend for a night, throw out the sex part! I just want to show everyone in Kansas that a village idiot can score a hot chick in Vegas..Even if it's just pretending for a while. I'll have your going rate one of these days, and I promise on my mother's grave, I will pay you when I get the money." My mother always told me that honesty was the best policy, and I was being honest with Roxy. Even though most people might mistake it for desparation.
"Jethro, you've got to be one of the most determined guys I have ever met. Jesus, you fuck a guy a few times because you feel sorry for him, and this is the head ache I get for it. Now, Jethro, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm starting to feel a little attraction to you. It's that most guys want me for pleasure. You seem to think there is something past that with us? Am I correct?" Believe me, if you were a heterosexual guy and you saw Roxy? You know what thoughts would go through your mind..But, she's right, I do see a lot more in her than just that. She's just so bad, that she's good..Doe's that make sense?..I could see that Roxy was letting her guard down a little for me, so I told her this.."Roxy, we've got a connection, and you know it! I'm positive that we can help each other. I've given you the rundown on some of my ideas. At this point, you either want to help, or you don't?" It's good to get right to the point with a Vegas girl! You've got to remember that it's just a business with them.
The phone went silent for a moment, I figured she had hung up on me, and then Roxy told me this. "Jethro, you've got to be one of the oddest guys I have ever met. When your friends come into town? Give me a call. I'll see if I can work it into my schedule. Now, your going to owe me one! I've told you that I bill out at 1k an hour. So, you just remember that when I'm on your arm!" I'm confident that I will have her going rate one of these days, but for now, I needed her to extend me the credit. "Roxy, thank-you so very much! I will call you in the next day or two when I hear from my friends. I'll talk to you then." You don't want to give a girl like Roxy a chance to change her mind, so I hung the phone up quickly. I can guarantee one thing is for certain! When my friend from Kansas sees Roxy on my arm? He's going to be one jealous bastard..
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot of the day.."As rough as Las Vegas can be on a guy. I wouldn't trade her for all the gold in India..I've got a high level of love for this town, and one of these days? The town is going to reciprocate that feeling back to me."
Friday, August 10, 2012
The village idiot of Las Vegas chats with his father..
The other day I was chatting with my father, and he told me this: "When are you going to get it through your head? Know one gives a shit about any of your ideas! Get a fucking job!" I've tried a number of times to explain my ideas to him. I've come to a simple conclusion. He's either mad or doesn't give a shit. I'm not sure which? Anyways, I figured what the hell. Lets try one more time.
"Pops, I know you think I've lost my mind, but I'm here to tell you my ideas make sense. Now, you've got to remember where I'm at..I AIN'T IN KANSAS ANYMORE." Whenever I talk about Collective Buying Power, organic growth strategies, blogging, reality viewing..Basically, any idea I've had the last few years? He thinks it's a total waste of time, and complete hogwash. "Now, if I was in Kansas thinking or acting this way? Lock me up in the nearest crazy house, or get my real estate license..The problem being? Your not taking into account the environment I live in! How do I say this any clearer? Your used to a Kansas conservative approach to job creation and entrepreneurship. That won't fly in Las Vegas. You've got to be way more outside the box in this town!" I could ramble on forever about why I think my ideas are legitimate, but, it just go's in one ear and out the other with him?
How many people have seen the movie Poison Ivy? The Drew Barrymore classic. Anyways, a lot of the women in Las Vegas remind me of her character..You know what I mean? That girl your mother told you to avoid, but you just couldn't..Well, that's the kind of feeling I get from a number of Vegas dimes..Now, I've got a favorite girl in Las Vegas and her name is Roxy..aka..Foxy Roxy..I'm convinced that her and I have a connection, her? Not so much..But still, I guy has to try, so I called her up again.."Hi Roxy, it's your friend Rob. Can I come over?" Roxy is out of this world in the sack..One of the best women I've ever been with..Miles out of my price range, but still a guy has to try.."Jethro, why the fuck do you keep calling me? Any why the hell do I keep answering when you do? What is it with you guys from Kansas..Can't you take a fucking hint? Call me when you have some thing going. Until then, lose my number." A lot of people would think that Roxy is rude and abrasive with the way she talks to me. The truth? I find it attractive..In the end it's just a business with her, and that's the kind of relationship I like:)
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."When I talk about reality television, and how I've got a good idea for a concept..I'M BEING DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS..Most people believe I'm just a wind bag..Think about this for a moment, with a little investment, and a decent script (I would write it)...If you had those two ingredients? I promise! I'd be able to line people around the block, who would be willing to participate! And you should see some of the characters I've got in mind. The plot would revolve heavily around Guerrilla marketing and all the dimes in Las Vegas..Have more on that soon!"
"Pops, I know you think I've lost my mind, but I'm here to tell you my ideas make sense. Now, you've got to remember where I'm at..I AIN'T IN KANSAS ANYMORE." Whenever I talk about Collective Buying Power, organic growth strategies, blogging, reality viewing..Basically, any idea I've had the last few years? He thinks it's a total waste of time, and complete hogwash. "Now, if I was in Kansas thinking or acting this way? Lock me up in the nearest crazy house, or get my real estate license..The problem being? Your not taking into account the environment I live in! How do I say this any clearer? Your used to a Kansas conservative approach to job creation and entrepreneurship. That won't fly in Las Vegas. You've got to be way more outside the box in this town!" I could ramble on forever about why I think my ideas are legitimate, but, it just go's in one ear and out the other with him?
How many people have seen the movie Poison Ivy? The Drew Barrymore classic. Anyways, a lot of the women in Las Vegas remind me of her character..You know what I mean? That girl your mother told you to avoid, but you just couldn't..Well, that's the kind of feeling I get from a number of Vegas dimes..Now, I've got a favorite girl in Las Vegas and her name is Roxy..aka..Foxy Roxy..I'm convinced that her and I have a connection, her? Not so much..But still, I guy has to try, so I called her up again.."Hi Roxy, it's your friend Rob. Can I come over?" Roxy is out of this world in the sack..One of the best women I've ever been with..Miles out of my price range, but still a guy has to try.."Jethro, why the fuck do you keep calling me? Any why the hell do I keep answering when you do? What is it with you guys from Kansas..Can't you take a fucking hint? Call me when you have some thing going. Until then, lose my number." A lot of people would think that Roxy is rude and abrasive with the way she talks to me. The truth? I find it attractive..In the end it's just a business with her, and that's the kind of relationship I like:)
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."When I talk about reality television, and how I've got a good idea for a concept..I'M BEING DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS..Most people believe I'm just a wind bag..Think about this for a moment, with a little investment, and a decent script (I would write it)...If you had those two ingredients? I promise! I'd be able to line people around the block, who would be willing to participate! And you should see some of the characters I've got in mind. The plot would revolve heavily around Guerrilla marketing and all the dimes in Las Vegas..Have more on that soon!"
Saturday, August 4, 2012
The village idiot of Las Vegas and a high end call girl..
I was chatting with a friend of mine in Kansas today, and he asked me."Do you ever get lonely in Las Vegas. You don't have any family there. It seems like your on an island by yourself." I thought about what he said for a moment, for the most part, he was 99% correct. To be honest with you, I'm not much of a family guy. "Now, I know this is going to sound a little fucked-up, the truth of the matter? I'm not much of a family guy. I look at it this way, the town of Las Vegas is my family." Most people don't understand that statement, or they think that I'm dissing my blood family. Not true!! It's just that things have changed..
The problem with falling in love in Las Vegas? It's a Vegas girl your falling in love with..When I was just a young lad growing up in Kansas, my mother told me this about women.."Boy, I want you to stay away from the evil women, the women who doesn't have your best interests at heart..Find a girl that speaks the Queen's English, and you will be fine." Finding a girl that speaks the Queen's English in Las Vegas is a daunting task? Finding an Aphrodite? That's easy!
I've gotten sweet on my friend Roxy..aka..Foxy Roxy..The problem being? Roxy is not to sweet on me. Well, I've decided that persistence is the best policy when it comes to Roxy..""Hi Roxy, it's Rob." I'm convinced that Roxy and I have a spark, so I decided to call her again.."Jesus Jethro, can't you take a fucking hint? The only time I'm going to be your girlfriend? Money, and you better have a shit pile of it! My going rate is 1k an hour..God, I don't even know why I answer the phone when you call? Are all guys from Kansas like you?" Roxy is extremely high end! Me? Not so much..But still, a guy has to try.."Roxy, I'm here to tell you that the two of us have a connection, I'm convinced that you would make a good girlfriend for me." Most of the time, I would have given up on a girl like Roxy, but for some weird reason? I think the two of us can help each other..I've said before, and I'll say it again. It's just a business when it comes to girls in Las Vegas..Her response solidified my opinion."Jethro, you've been telling me for the last 2 years that your going to be rich one of these days.When that happens? Call me! I'll be the best girlfriend you've ever had!"
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."Las Vegas, in my opinion, is dominated by two things: Beautiful women and the China man..If a moron from Kansas can some how get in tight with either one of them? Who knows what could happen?"
The problem with falling in love in Las Vegas? It's a Vegas girl your falling in love with..When I was just a young lad growing up in Kansas, my mother told me this about women.."Boy, I want you to stay away from the evil women, the women who doesn't have your best interests at heart..Find a girl that speaks the Queen's English, and you will be fine." Finding a girl that speaks the Queen's English in Las Vegas is a daunting task? Finding an Aphrodite? That's easy!
I've gotten sweet on my friend Roxy..aka..Foxy Roxy..The problem being? Roxy is not to sweet on me. Well, I've decided that persistence is the best policy when it comes to Roxy..""Hi Roxy, it's Rob." I'm convinced that Roxy and I have a spark, so I decided to call her again.."Jesus Jethro, can't you take a fucking hint? The only time I'm going to be your girlfriend? Money, and you better have a shit pile of it! My going rate is 1k an hour..God, I don't even know why I answer the phone when you call? Are all guys from Kansas like you?" Roxy is extremely high end! Me? Not so much..But still, a guy has to try.."Roxy, I'm here to tell you that the two of us have a connection, I'm convinced that you would make a good girlfriend for me." Most of the time, I would have given up on a girl like Roxy, but for some weird reason? I think the two of us can help each other..I've said before, and I'll say it again. It's just a business when it comes to girls in Las Vegas..Her response solidified my opinion."Jethro, you've been telling me for the last 2 years that your going to be rich one of these days.When that happens? Call me! I'll be the best girlfriend you've ever had!"
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."Las Vegas, in my opinion, is dominated by two things: Beautiful women and the China man..If a moron from Kansas can some how get in tight with either one of them? Who knows what could happen?"
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