In earlier posts, I mention a friend of mine named Roxy..aka..Foxy Roxy..Well, the two of us had a brief fling a while back..She actually felt sorry for me, but that's another story..Anyways, I believe the two of us would make an ideal couple. Her thoughts on the matter? Not so much:( Now, Roxy is what you might call a working girl, and I'm here to tell you? She's a damn good one. Lets put it this way, she could put a spell on any red-blooded, heterosexual, corn fed, American boy. Basically, it's impossible to say no to a girl like Roxy. Especially, when your a loser like me. But, I believe there is a connection between the two of us, her? Not so much! Well, persistence and time are my strongest attributes at this moment, so I decided I would give her another call..What the hell, the only thing she can do is say yes or no.
"Jethro, how many fucking times do I have to tell you not to call me? When I see your name on the call ID? I want to throw my phone through the wall, but some how I always answer. So, maybe your right? We might have that connection you always talk about? So what do you want? And make it fast!" Roxy is one helluva of a women..If you could draw a picture of every school boys fantasy? It would be Roxy! So when she told me to make it fast? I had no choice but to abide.."Roxy, I have some friends coming into town this week, and I told them that I had a hot, smoking, Vegas girl as a girlfriend. We both know that isn't true. But, I don't want to look like a fool. Now, I know what your going rate is, and you know, that I don't have it..I'm begging you! Please! Will you pretend to be my girlfriend for a night, throw out the sex part! I just want to show everyone in Kansas that a village idiot can score a hot chick in Vegas..Even if it's just pretending for a while. I'll have your going rate one of these days, and I promise on my mother's grave, I will pay you when I get the money." My mother always told me that honesty was the best policy, and I was being honest with Roxy. Even though most people might mistake it for desparation.
"Jethro, you've got to be one of the most determined guys I have ever met. Jesus, you fuck a guy a few times because you feel sorry for him, and this is the head ache I get for it. Now, Jethro, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm starting to feel a little attraction to you. It's that most guys want me for pleasure. You seem to think there is something past that with us? Am I correct?" Believe me, if you were a heterosexual guy and you saw Roxy? You know what thoughts would go through your mind..But, she's right, I do see a lot more in her than just that. She's just so bad, that she's good..Doe's that make sense?..I could see that Roxy was letting her guard down a little for me, so I told her this.."Roxy, we've got a connection, and you know it! I'm positive that we can help each other. I've given you the rundown on some of my ideas. At this point, you either want to help, or you don't?" It's good to get right to the point with a Vegas girl! You've got to remember that it's just a business with them.
The phone went silent for a moment, I figured she had hung up on me, and then Roxy told me this. "Jethro, you've got to be one of the oddest guys I have ever met. When your friends come into town? Give me a call. I'll see if I can work it into my schedule. Now, your going to owe me one! I've told you that I bill out at 1k an hour. So, you just remember that when I'm on your arm!" I'm confident that I will have her going rate one of these days, but for now, I needed her to extend me the credit. "Roxy, thank-you so very much! I will call you in the next day or two when I hear from my friends. I'll talk to you then." You don't want to give a girl like Roxy a chance to change her mind, so I hung the phone up quickly. I can guarantee one thing is for certain! When my friend from Kansas sees Roxy on my arm? He's going to be one jealous bastard..
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot of the day.."As rough as Las Vegas can be on a guy. I wouldn't trade her for all the gold in India..I've got a high level of love for this town, and one of these days? The town is going to reciprocate that feeling back to me."
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