I was chatting with a friend of mine in Kansas today, and he asked me."Do you ever get lonely in Las Vegas. You don't have any family there. It seems like your on an island by yourself." I thought about what he said for a moment, for the most part, he was 99% correct. To be honest with you, I'm not much of a family guy. "Now, I know this is going to sound a little fucked-up, the truth of the matter? I'm not much of a family guy. I look at it this way, the town of Las Vegas is my family." Most people don't understand that statement, or they think that I'm dissing my blood family. Not true!! It's just that things have changed..
The problem with falling in love in Las Vegas? It's a Vegas girl your falling in love with..When I was just a young lad growing up in Kansas, my mother told me this about women.."Boy, I want you to stay away from the evil women, the women who doesn't have your best interests at heart..Find a girl that speaks the Queen's English, and you will be fine." Finding a girl that speaks the Queen's English in Las Vegas is a daunting task? Finding an Aphrodite? That's easy!
I've gotten sweet on my friend Roxy..aka..Foxy Roxy..The problem being? Roxy is not to sweet on me. Well, I've decided that persistence is the best policy when it comes to Roxy..""Hi Roxy, it's Rob." I'm convinced that Roxy and I have a spark, so I decided to call her again.."Jesus Jethro, can't you take a fucking hint? The only time I'm going to be your girlfriend? Money, and you better have a shit pile of it! My going rate is 1k an hour..God, I don't even know why I answer the phone when you call? Are all guys from Kansas like you?" Roxy is extremely high end! Me? Not so much..But still, a guy has to try.."Roxy, I'm here to tell you that the two of us have a connection, I'm convinced that you would make a good girlfriend for me." Most of the time, I would have given up on a girl like Roxy, but for some weird reason? I think the two of us can help each other..I've said before, and I'll say it again. It's just a business when it comes to girls in Las Vegas..Her response solidified my opinion."Jethro, you've been telling me for the last 2 years that your going to be rich one of these days.When that happens? Call me! I'll be the best girlfriend you've ever had!"
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."Las Vegas, in my opinion, is dominated by two things: Beautiful women and the China man..If a moron from Kansas can some how get in tight with either one of them? Who knows what could happen?"
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