The village idiot of Las Vegas and a Naomi Campbell look-a-like..

I promised Uncle Ned that I would try to curtail the non stop women talk on my blog. Call it a Resolution for 2013. Sorry Uncle Ned, I'm sure if you lived in Las Vegas, you would understand? It's hard being a single, heterosexual, red-blooded, corn fed, and whatever else you want to call it kind of male in Las Vegas. Maybe I should say it like this? If your a straight single guy living in Las Vegas? Just looking at all the pretty girls in town can turn into a part time job rather easily. "It's not like any of them are going to give you the time of day. Lets face it boy, your a Loossserrr." It's hard for me to get upset with Ned's assessment of me. Lets face it, he's about 95% correct. With that said, I've got another story about a Vegas 10 that I want to share.

A friend of mine in Las Vegas is a dead ringer for Naomi Campbell, I kid you not! She looks exactly like one of the girls you see in a Victoria Secrets catalog. Long, lean, mocha skin, goddess like face, a smile that would stop any guy in his tracks! I could go on and on about how beautiful she is! No reason to! By now everyone gets the picture! If not? Let me draw it for you! This girl is an absolute 10! I first met her when I was working at 7-11, God I miss that place! Anyways, she would always come in and buy the same things; Djarno's and bottled water. As expected, whenever she came into the store? Everyone, including myself, stopped and stared. You would to if you saw her! Well, I used to right a blog about 7-11 when I worked there (Talesfrom711), and I remember her coming in and me telling her about it. She asked me when I was going to right a post about her. Believe me! She was on my mind big-time! But this girl? Classie, way out of my league, so creating a proper post about her wasn't as simple as seems.

Now, I ran across her the other day on Face Book, and I started thinking about how I still owed her the proper respect in a blog post. Usually, I'm pretty aggressive and confident when I see something I want to blog about. This time around? I'm keeping a very respectful tone to my writing. Let me just cut to the quick. If I had to sum this girl up in a sentence or two. I would say this.."She is nice! Very nice!"

I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."A friend of mine told me that I'm coming on to strong when I blog about the women in Las Vegas. He says that it makes me look like an online stalker or some kind of weirdo. Now, I've blogged about a bunch of them, and I've told a number of them that they were the subject of the posts. A few of them have even read it..And to this day, I've never had complaint one from any of them."