I was sitting in my booth at McDonald's enjoying my Extra Value Meal # 5 when I hear someone yell from a few booths away, "You are such a fucking loser! My mom was right about you! I hope you die!" I glance over to see exactly what is happening. Turns out a couple were having a nasty fight. And she was proceeding to tear him a new asshole - "Fuck you! We are done! I never want to see your worthless ass again!"
At the juncture - everyone in the place is staring at them. The guy gets up out of the booth and says, "I am going to break your jaw bitch!" He then stands up and begins to hover over her with a clenched fist, "Someone please help me! He's going to break my jaw!" She yells frantically. The guy looks at me after she yells. I shake my head at him. He then sits down. After that, the lady gets up and leaves. As she's leaving, she turns and yells, "Fuck you! I'm not going to ever be with a man who threatens to break my jaw. We are through!" The guy yells back, "You are nothing but a lousy crack whore! Why don't you go kill yourself!" They trade a couple of other insults and the manager finally says, "I am going to call the police if you two don't leave right this moment!" The threat of Metro showing up and hauling them to jail was enough to get their attention. They both left.
I am going to end this post with a thought I am having...call it the village idiot thought of the day. "I wouldn't be surprised one bit if I opened up the paper and saw the lady dead and the guy in jail for killing her. That's how unhealthy these two looked."
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