It's the same old song and dance. You guys know what I am talking about. The Chiefs blew another monumental game. I will say this before I start the rant - "I was at the last home playoff win. It was Joe Montana's first year with the Chiefs. It is a memory I cherish greatly." Anyhoo, that memory is getting old and the Chief Nation deserves more. I honestly thought the Chiefs would win today. I thought the streak would be over, and then it happened again. I don't know what to say about it anymore. I guess there is always next year. One last thing - I am looking forward to the start of the Mahome's era. I bet I'm not the only one:
"You are old, dumb, fat, broke and basically not worth a shit." I love her so much that I don't even know what to say - "Oh, one more thing asshole. Your Chiefs are the biggest chokers in football." Roxy called after the game. She was suppose to come see me a while back, but I think a better deal came her way - "I'm sorry Jethro. Every time I watch the Chiefs play I think of my punching bag hillbilly." Most people would say it's a sickness on my part - the way she treats me, the way she talks to me. Truth be told - It's a turn on.
There is no other girl besides her for me. I tell her and she says - "Jethro, you are so fucking charming. Are all guys from Kansas as charming as you?" I tell her I am in a class of my own and I think about her all the time - "Jethro, I have some good news for you. I'm coming in town next week for the convention and I need to stay at your place a night or two." I tell her to bring her sweet self to Las Vegas as fast as possible and I will have everything set up and ready to go.
We discuss the particulars of her impending visit. I then ask what her deal is for real, she says - "You know what kind of girl I am Jethro. You have known from the start. I told you not to ask so many questions and just enjoy the time we spend together. Okay- Now have your place ready when I come to town." - "Yes Ma'am," I reply - "Oh Jethro, you are so polite. How can a guy so dumb be so polite?"
Before the call ends I ask what kind of business will be at the convention - "A lot Jethro. It's money time. CES is money time every year." She then tells me a number of her friends from SoCal are venturing down for the convention - "It was hard to find a room that didn't cost an arm and a leg. That's why I called my adorable Jethro. I know he will take care of me."
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