My sister says Roxy is bad news and I should forget about her - "The way she talks to you is horrendous. You really need some serious help." She's not the first person who's told me to move on. I wish I could. I really do. It's just I love her & when you love someone, you love someone. Right? Anyhoo, I decide to give her a call today:
"Are you stupid Jethro? Do you understand English?" Last time we talked she instructed me not to call her, she would call me - My impatience is too great for the arrangement - "I'm sorry beautiful. I know you are busy. I just wanted to let you know I am thinking about you & am looking forward to the next time you come to town luscious."
I understand it. I do. She has to remind me nonetheless - "Look, I told myself I wasn't going to be rude to you. The thing is you make it hard. I should have told you this a while back, but I wasn't for sure. I am back with Rick. He is not a big fan of you. It's over, for real this time Jethro." She's had boyfriends before and it never stopped her. Plus, the guy she is telling me about is a douche nozzle.
"Sweet thing why do you have to hang out with that loser? Look, I know I am not a great catch, but I'm better than that jack off." -- "Jethro," she says in a patronizing tone I have come to adore, "First of all, you are hardly a catch. As a matter of fact that is the last word I would use to describe you. The other thing is you are always broke. I need a man who makes things happen, not some stupid blogger who can't get shit done. Let's face it Jethro. I'm way out your league. It was your stupid blog that caused me to 'slum' with you. It was fun for a while, but now it is over, for real this time Jethro. You can't afford me!" She then hangs the phone up without saying goodbye.
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