The village idiot of Las Vegas gets some painful insight from Roxy.

I hadn't talked to Roxy in a while, so yesterday I decided to call her - "Jethro," she chimes as she answers the phone, "Why the fuck are you calling me?" I tell her she needs to work on her phone etiquette, she says, "Jethro, I told you we were through. I was nice about it. Now what part didn't you understand?" - I ask, "Did you look at the video where I stood in front of the North Las Vegas City Council and gave them an elevator pitch about a reality show?" - she says -- "Jethro, you resembled a refrigerator with a head on it in the video you sent me. You also need a haircut. Who is going to take a guy serious when he looks and acts like you? You really are the village idiot! Furthermore, moron, you need to stop repeating yourself in your videos - it makes you look like a bumbling idiot!"

It's the sound of her voice, even when she is insulting me, that turns me on. I tell her, once again, how much I love and miss her - she doesn't reciprocate the feeling -- "Jethro, I told you we were finished! Come on! No one is that stupid," there was a brief silence after her comment - and then she says -- "Well, I take that back. Look who I am talking to."

No doubt in my mind whatsoever Roxy is the girl for me - I reiterate the feeling to her yet again -- she says, "Jethro, when I look down at my Caller ID and see it is you calling, I tell myself not to answer, I truly do! But for some reason or another I always answer," she sighs after her statement and then adds, "Look - how long have we known each other?" I answer, "A few years," she then says, "See, that's what I am saying. You have failed at everything you have tried to accomplish since I have known you." I tell her once again how I am getting close to creating something big - she says -- "For Christ sake Jethro! You are unable to create anything! Look, moron, the only thing you are good at is fucking me when I come to town. That's it!"

The village idiot of Las Vegas hears some philosophical advice from his Asian landlord Bruce Li.

"You know that cat knows if people are good or bad? It has sixth sense that enables it to see things." My landlord is an Asian gentlemen who goes by the moniker of - The reverend Bruce Li. He owns several homes in North Las Vegas. Today, as in many days previous, he was sharing a philosophie on life with me.

"Cat tell right away if person is good at heart or bad. I see many examples of such behavior," Bruce Li is an educated man, a man of faith - When we first met I didn't pay him much mind, but now, I listen intently to his words of wisdom - "I have cat at other house and whenever he sees me he always comes up to me and rubs against my leg. He say, "Hi," and I say, "Hi," back. Cat know that I am good spirit and do him no harm. On other hand, cat see some people at house and he take off running - They not good spirit, and cat know that!"