Sunday, November 7, 2021

Mum's the word...

I make a rich women beg, I'll make a good women steal. I'll make an old women blush & a young women squeal. I want to be yours pretty baby. Yours & yours alone. I'm hear to tell you honey that I'm bad to the bone.

                   Bad to the bone ~ George Thorogood & The Destroyers


"How was it good buddy?" 

It's my first conversation with Roy since his Halloween weekend jaunt to Phoenix.

"A gentlemen never tells," is his insincere response.

"Don't play with me boy. People are waiting to hear the juicy details of your three way weekend."

"A gentlemen never tells," repeating in annoying tone.

"Okay, let's hear it motherfucker," adding with emphasis, "You are a million miles away from being a gentleman."

I know it; he knows it; you know it; everyone knows it! He's going to brag about the conquest:

"I told the muses I would keep quiet about things. They're not into guys who boast."

"I don't give a shit what they're into. Come on man. Just tell me how it went down. It'll be our secret."

"You'll put it in the blog for everyone to know about. If they found out I was bragging I'll never get to fuck them again."

He's ready to talk:

"Did you fuck them in the company jet?"

"The jet; the hot tub; the pool; the shower; the bed. You name it; we had sex there."

Impressive men accomplish impressive feats.

"I'm so jealous you son of a bitch. It's finally Legend time again. Tell me more you slick bastard."

He loves it when I massage his ego:

"Kara has the best body I've seen since my first wife. I literally thought she was going to smother me when I stuck my face between her legs. She is an absolute monster in the sack; Lacey is more of the gentle type."

"What was it like when you took both of them on at the same time?"

"Ecstasy," answering with a wide grin & a starry look, "Pure, unadulterated ecstasy. The muses gave me the most gratifying sexual experience I've ever had."

"That's a bold statement Legend. Think about all the women you've slept with & you're telling me it's a couple of twenty seven year old pansexuals who take the title."

"That's exactly what I'm saying. I've never enjoyed the experience as much as I did with the muses. Especially Kara, I could see a fourth wife in her."

"A fourth wife?"

"She is that exquisite."

"Roy, you're almost double her age."

"Love has no boundaries is what she told me."

"You just met her. Don't go crazy with things."

I'm picturing it. He'll be at the family Christmas dinner with his twenty seven year old pansexual fiancee, "Everybody, meet my future fourth ex wife."

"Where do you go from here? Are you going to see them again?"

"There flying into Dallas over Thanksgiving. I've booked a suite at Highland Park."

"You are one blessed guy."

"Remember, don't tell anyone about this. It's our secret."

"Mum's the word Legend."










No comments:

Post a Comment