I'm sorry:( It's tough being me, some times. I've been busy working on a ground force in Las Vegas..That should make sense to a few of the people I know? Anyways, I'm back with an only in Las Vegas story:)
How many of my readers are a fan of Melrose Place? Great show! That and Beverly Hills 90210 was a staple of my 20's. Well, the place I live at in Las Vegas? It's like Melrose Place on steroids. SW Las Vegas is an absolute freak show when it comes to women! And the great thing about it? I live right in the heart of it. The place I live at, is a huge condo/apartment development.(One of the byproducts of the real estate crash? You can get sweet ass deals on some special places in this town..That's if you no where to look, and I know where to look;) Moving on, I know there is a god..He smiles at me every time I look out my window at the pool:)
Picture this! The other day I was sitting in the hot tub, and I hear some one ask me. "How is the water?" I looked up and my eyes just damn near popped out of my head..This girl? I don't even know how to begin to describe her. She was wearing a black bikini that looked like it had been sewn on her. Her skin was mocha, I was guessing Brazilian? Columbian? Her accent kind of hinted that. Anyways, she sits down across from me and smiles..I thought I was going to melt, her eyes were brown and her jawline was perfect. This may sound a little cocky on my end? Sw Las Vegas is loaded with so many beautiful women, that I've kind of become numb to it..With that said, this girl will wake any guy out his coma..A girl like this has heard every line of bullshit a guy has ever thrown. But, I had to take a swing at it none the less.
I've come up with a standard line when I hit on these girls in Las Vegas.."Hi my name is Rob, what's yours?" I've been told my line needs some work, but I don't really feel that way, it works every once in a while..Well, she looks at me and says Carmela. I proceeded to strike up a little conversation with her. It turns out she is from Argentina..She works at a club on the strip, a very nice club, I might add. We proceed to have a nice conversation about a few things..Basically, I was trying not to look like a fool in front of her..Ten minutes or so pass, and she tells me that it was nice meeting, but she had to go. As she's leaving the hot tub, I take a really good look at her..I had to make sure that my eyes were'nt playing a trick on me? They were'nt! I could go on and on about this girl, but I won't..The only word that really sticks in my mind when I describe her? Centerfold..
I like to end my posts with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day.."I know what my problem is, and I've been told this by a number of different people when it comes to the women in Las Vegas..Most of them are a mile out of my league. Maybe I should lower my expectations? Nah..Only 10's is my motto..Maybe that's why I sleep alone so much?"
One last thing, I've been working on some stuff for a couple of my viewers..I'm sorry it's taking a bit longer than I thought, bare with me a bit more, and I will have it for you..Thanks..
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