OK! I promised my uncle Joe that I would find something else to blog about, give all the beautiful women in SW Las Vegas a rest.."Come on, give it rest, it's the same story with all these women that you hit on! They all say No. Give me a break and find something else to blog about." Joe I want you to know that I respect your opinion and welcome all of your feedback. The problem being? It's impossible for a single, heterosexual, red-blooded, American male, not to take notice of all them. Some times? I feel like that kid in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. SW Las Vegas plays the part of the chocolate factory. With that said..I've got another only in Las Vegas story to share.
I met this girl named Carmela a few weeks ago..(Argentina, black bikini, the first time I met her was at the hot tub in my complex)..Well, the other day, I went down to check my mail, and their she was. When I turned the corner into the mail room? I almost ran right smack into her..Lord have mercy, this girl looks like an Aphrodite statue..She was wearing a yellow sun dress, that hugged every inch of her body, the color of her dress accentuated her mocha skin..The first time I met her, I couldn't figure out quite who she looked like, and then I saw Penelope Cruz on the Tonight Show, and that's when I made the association..Carmela resembled Penelope Cruz, big time.
With that said, I knew that she didn't recognize me, so I figured I would try to jar her memory.."Carmela, right?" Believe me I wasn't going to forget her name..Ever..I was curious to see if she would remember mine..She starts looking at me, and right away I could tell that I had faded from her memory bank..So, I said. "Rob, we met in the hot tub a few weeks back." She looks at me, smiles, and says.."OK, I remember you. You were the one who was telling me about Guerrilla Marketing?" Well, we proceed to have a nice exchange about a few things, and then she tells me this.."It was nice talking with you." She then turns around and leaves the mail room. I peak out the window for one last look, and I notice her getting into a Mercedes XL, the two seat model, and drive off..I'm guessing it was a 120-130k car..When I first looked at this girl? I could tell she was used to the finer things in life.
I like to end every post of mine with a thought I'm having..Call it the village idiot thought of the day. "If I could draw a picture of what a Guerrilla Marketer should resemble? That picture would be of Carmela, and a lot of others like her in SW Las Vegas."
One last thing.
Guerrilla Marketing can best be defined as: Intense, creative, people based, sales or marketing campaigns. I will leave it at this, Las Vegas has all the ingredients for an exceptional GM team, super exceptional...
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