Jayball called me the other day and before I could even say hello - he says: "Jethro - I walked into city hall a few weeks ago and the very first thing I see is the most beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on setting at the receptionist desk - she was absolutely stunning." I knew right away whom he was referring to - "That's Gwendolyn," I tell him. He then says, "I was looking for the place to pay my friends water bill so I walk up to her and ask." - Watch out women of Las Vegas - whenever Jayball sees a women he is attracted to...that's all I hear about.
He then adds - "I have to tell you something Jethro, my eyes nearly popped out my of head - she had the most beautiful brown eyes...and her smile, oh goodness. It was breathtaking...Jethro, you have to find out what her story is. I can't get her off my mind." - Jayball is a living legend in Las Vegas. I have seen him with a countless number of beautiful women, very seldom do I hear him go on about a girl like this...I think she put a spell on him.
I thought he was going to give it a rest for a minute - I thought wrong -"You want to know something else Jethro?" - he then adds, "I mean this sincerely. I thought I was talking to Jennifer Lopez in the flesh. She was so gorgeous!" - He tells me for the fourth time - "You have to find out what her story is for me!" It is hard to say no to a living legend so I agree to find out what I can - I then say - "Jayball, you know how I get tongue tied around beautiful women. I'm not very good at things like this. I don't want to look like a fool. What should I say to her?"
Jayball is never without an answer - "Jethro - this is all you have to tell her, 'A buddy of yours saw her a few weeks ago and he was wondering if she would be interested in meeting up for some sushi and drinks. Ask her if she has a friend to bring along and that way there will be four of us. Come on Jethro - I will owe you one!"
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