"I'm coming to pick you up boy - we're going to see my girl," I had never heard of an establishment named Twin Peaks until Jayball introduced it to me a few weeks ago. Twin Peaks is akin to Hooter's in every facet except the girls wear less or maybe even tighter clothes. Any way, his new weekend girl works there and he wanted to see her.
Thirty minutes later he shows up. I hop in and we start the trek. We're five minutes or so from arriving and his phone began to ring - "What the hell is she calling me for? She's suppose to be working until three - Goddammit," - turns out it was the stripper girlfriend that he's been holed up with for the last six months on the line - and she wasn't happy.
"I'm not seeing other girls, I'm with Jethro. You remember him? He's my dip shit buddy from Kansas," he tells her in a calm tone, "We are going to watch the game and then I will be back. I will talk with you later - Bye." - He slams the phone on his console and says, "Jethro, I might have fucked up this time - Dana (stripper girlfriend) saw a picture from Sylvia (weekend girl) on my phone and came unglued. I told her it was no big deal. It was just some girl I knew and not to worry about it."
We arrive at the establishment and are promptly seated in Sylvia's section. She walks up to the table and says hi to me, she then looks at him and says - "Are we still on for tonight?" - Jayball is the slickest guy I know - without hesitation he puts his hand on her thigh and says, "Sweet thing, I had something come up, so we are going to have to take a rain check tonight, but I promise I will make it up to you soon." - she wasn't happy with his statement
An hour goes by and he says - "Jethro. let's head out before Sylvia gets any angrier," she brings us the check and then says, "I'm going on my break and I want to talk with you." - All three of us walk outside and then she looks at me and says, "In private!" - I walk back and set down on the bench in front of the place. Jayball and Sylvia turn the corner and walk to his car. Fifteen minutes later she walks by me on her way back to work and says, "Your friend is unbelievable." - I get off the bench and walk to the car. He doesn't notice me at first so I knock on the window, it startles him, I ask what happened, he says - "Me and her had to get something straight between us," he starts laughing and then I realize his pun and began laughing as well.
Back in Kansas I had a friend named Legend. His exploits with the opposite sex were just that - Legendary. I often wonder who is slicker Jayball or Legend - Honestly, I don't know, both are exemplary.
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