The village idiot of Las Vegas promises Jayball he will find out more about a gal who works at city hall.

"Just wasn't working out Jethro...you know how shit goes," turns out Jayball and his stripper girlfriend of the last six months decided to split the sheets. Now that he is single again - women of Las Vegas - watch out!

"Jethro, I was down at North Las Vegas city hall the other day and saw the most attractive lady," whenever Jayball is without a gal - which is very minimal - I tend to hear about it nonstop. A few weeks ago I told him about all the women who work at city hall. I figured he was too busy to pay it any mind, once again, I figured wrong - "She had the most beautiful body I have ever seen, her figure was hour glass, her eyes were dark green," he then takes a deep breath and adds, "I told you how much I like girls with green eyes Jethro." - Jayball has certain specifications that he likes to see in women - nowadays he is into the exotic look with mocha skin. But honestly, it is impossible to keep track...he's been with so many.

"Jethro, you are going to find out who that girl is for me - okay?" - Jayball is a living legend in Las Vegas. I can't tell a tell a living legend no, so I ask - "Tell me a little bit more about her," he says, "She was wearing a black skirt and white blouse," he then proclaims,  "It was love at first site - I just want you to find out who she is and tell her that I want to take her out. That's all you have to do Jethro...I will owe you one."

I tell him I am pretty sure he is describing Maggie - she works on one of the upper floors at city hall - I reassure him that I am on the job - I then ask what else he has been doing - "Nothing brother, just getting my crib back to the old bachelor ways," he then hangs the phone up without saying bye.