Wednesday, May 13, 2015

The village idiot of Las Vegas kowtows to another of Roxy's requests.

"Jethro, call the China man and have him line out a room for me this weekend. I will be in town Friday around four - tell him I need it until Monday." No hello, no I miss you, no nothing - just get me a room boy...it was Roxy being Roxy.

Jayball says Roxy is selfish and I should put my foot down with her - so I tell her in a sheepish tone - "Jayball says you are using me and I should stop kowtowing to your every request," I then add, "Look, you were rude to me last time we talked and I want you to apologize. That's the only way I will get a room for you - I am waiting."

After my demand the line goes silent for a moment, she then says in a forceful tone - "Jethro, you had better have a room for me Friday. If I get to town and you don't have anything for me - you are going to be in a lot of trouble!" She then states that only people who are wrong apologize - "Is that clear enough for you to understand? Do you need to write it down? Room! Friday through Monday Jethro! Have it ready for me! One last thing dummy - your friend Jayball is the biggest dip shit in Las Vegas," she then hangs the phone up without saying bye.

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