Jayball calls yesterday and before I can say hi, he says - "Jethro, I was down at North Las Vegas city hall again and I saw her," whenever he is minus a women in his life that's all I hear about. I ask him to clarify which her he is referring to (a number of attractive women work at city hall) - "You know who I am talking about," he says in a giddy tone - "The J.Lo lookalike...the one who works at the reception desk"
I don't understand him nowadays - he has the money, he has the look, he has the charm...he basically has it all. Why does he need me to act as his go between? I ask him such, he says -"She is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen Jethro. Most of the time I wouldn't need your help, but for some reason or another I get tongue tied when I see her. I know it is hard to believe - but even the best need help."
Jayball is a living legend in Las Vegas. I can't very well say no to a living legend - "Jayball, I will probably see her today. I will do my best to find out what her deal is," I then say sheepishly, "But, you know, it isn't that easy for me to talk to her about you. What if I wanted to ask her out myself? Did you ever think about that?"
Jayball is an asshole sometimes (he says he is just being real) - "Okay Jethro, let's think about this for a minute. Let's say you ask her out and by some miracle she agrees. First of all you don't have any wheels. So what will you do? Pick her up on the bus," he lets out a roar of laughter and adds, "Furthermore, you are flat busted! Are you going to ask her to pay for dinner?" - he then lets out another roar of laughter - "Look, I'm not trying to be an asshole about it" he says between his giggling, "It's just that you need to be realistic about things. We both know you have no chance whatsoever with a women like that."
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