Mr. three way...

"When they weren't calling him Legend his other nickname was Mr. three way."

"You made that up. They didn't call him that."

Lacey finds Legend intriguing & vice versa. I'm doing my best to play matchmaker:

"When is the last time he was in a three way Rob?"

I'd recommend pansexual, polyamorous, female Zoom shrinks to all my friends. They ask risque questions:

"It's been a while is my best guess. Back in the day you could set your watch to it. He's been married off & on for the last twenty years. His wive's weren't into that kind of thing. That's what he told me any way. Now he is free & easy. You have grabbed his attention."

"He has grabbed ours as well."

"Ours? Did you chat with the fiancee about him?"

"I did," adding, "She finds the idea of an older man in a polyamorous relationship intriguing as well."

"How come you don't find me appealing? You haven't even seen Legend yet & he's got you all hot & bothered. What about me?"

The winning touchdown catch in the state title game hooked her:

"We've already discussed this Mr. Astle. The loathsome loser type is not for us. Legend, on the other hand, is an Alpha male. Those are the kind of men we find attractive."

"How old is your fiancee Lacey?"

"She is the same age as me."

The thought of him pancaked with a couple of twenty seven year old broads slathering him like syrup & hot butter lights a jealous fuse in me.

"Legend is fifty two years old. What's the oldest guy you have ever been with Lacey?"

"Thirty one," adding, "He was the last guy in our relationship. It didn't work out because of his immaturity."

"Think about it this way. Take the fiancee's age & your age & add it together. You would have his age. Actually, you would be two years older than him. You catch what I'm saying."

The jealous side of me is doing its best to dissuade her. She's not having it. 

"It's his experience that turns us on. How many women do you think he's been with?"

"Scores & scores," adding with all seriousness, "He was pulling three ways & reverse cowgirls before you were even a thought."

"Reverse cowgirl," she purrs, "That's my favorite position of all time. The more you tell me about him the more attractive he sounds."

"I talked with him about joining us for a therapy session. He said he'd do whatever it took. You've got him spellbound."

"Good," with a smile on her face, "See if he can join us for our weekend session Rob. I'm going to have the fiancee with me so she can get a meet him as well. If we like what were seeing we'll go from there. One more question about him. What kind of stamina does he possess?"

"I asked him the same question & he told me Viagra & a grip of coke & whiskey will keep him at optimal performance during the tryst. He also said you & the fiancee should prepare yourself for unrelenting pleasure."