"What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we are the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle."
~ Stephen King
"You sound silly when you walk around telling everyone how much you want to murder someone. Everyone at LaSolana knows you are joking. Come on Rob...You're not really going to murder a motherfucker. Are you?"
Quadruple homicide talk is all the rage at LaSolana nowadays:
"I will given the chance Miss Kitty."
"Where do the people on your hit list live?"
"Not around here. If they did it would have already happened."
"How would you do it?"
"It would be with my bare hands. If not, I'll grab the nearest blunt force object & use it to smash their heads in."
"Why don't you just shoot them?"
"This is an up close & personal deal. It wouldn't satisfy all the rage. Beating them to death is the only way."
"Do you ever think you'll run into these people on your list."
"Nope," adding with all honesty, "My guess is I will never talk with or see them again."
"Good for them & good for you."
"Yep," is my steadfast reply.
My shrink assigned another task. She wants me to list the top five things floating around in my head today. Supposedly, it will help me cope. Here it goes:
1. Bludgeoning someone to death
2. Watching Jeopardy
3. Dismembering & burying their remains in the desert
4. Eating donuts
5. Taco Tuesday (even though it is Thursday)
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